David J. Fong

since 2005 I've been living a lie
I'm not even a man just a cat in disguise

[David J. Fong @DumbDavyDuh]

@AnthonyDiMo @kanyestreams1 Mine randomly showed up today, ordered them last week. Didn't even get a shipping confirmation or anything they just kinda appeared

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@yeunrlsd I ordered the YS-01s literally the day before they announced these and I stg if I get these first I'm gonna crash out

[David J. Fong @DumbDavyDuh]

@yeunrlsd Recently found my pods and am currently tryna think of how to style them, I wanna wear 'em so bad

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@MoxsyOG They're absolutely right tho. I and the majority of others don't have the luxury of playing games 24 hours a day like you and other content creators, whining and crying because an item doesn't take thousands of hours of grinding is entitled and hurts the experience for the rest

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@MoxsyOG I genuinely don't get why you people want DECREASED drop rates. I'm convinced you all spend 20+ hours a day on this game. Normal people don't want to kill a boss thousands of times for a chance at a drop!

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@EpicNNG I'm above minimum but very slightly below recommended, I'm kinda scared ngl

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@Midnighttoasis @DuvalMagic Are you stupid?

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@Joltzdude139 @Gothalion I hate this narrative BL content creators are always pushing that constant legendaries are a bad thing. I want it to rain legendaries with every kill. Loot exhaustion sounds absolutely ridiculous. I am 27 years old I do not have time to farm 1 item for over am hour

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@climatepaige @dearheavenly Let me handle this

"Hey you wretched old hag, those gloves won't fit you on the count of your massive amounts of saggy wrinkles, god you make me sick, what are you 500 years old? I'm young and spry, you probably remember the American revolution you miserable old flapper"

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@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXON
Never entered a giveaway before lol why not

[David J. Fong @DumbDavyDuh]

@kanyewest Would you say you got.... Marvel Rivals? 😏

[David J. Fong @DumbDavyDuh]

@AllieRX @gamestop What am I gonna do, just not buy multiple controllers? I have 4 pros for the Switch 1 and I'll be doing the same for Switch 2. It's like people complaining about gas prices, what are you gonna just not buy gas?

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@collado04 @Sora_Sakurai Speak for yourself, I'm paying 80 bucks for a game

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@EmerspoonEZ @PeanutButterGmr This is a wild take, 6 hours isn't even a full shift. I bought a PC earlier this year and that set me back 1300 bucks. 450 for the Switch 2 is not bad at all lmao

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@tylerthecreator Why do you hate Cherry Bomb so much? Like seriously it's kinda shitty you teased everyone by playing a couple songs at the first few shows and now you just refuse to touch them

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@uzo_actually Everybody saying "omg are u ok pls get out of there" like that's all fine and dandy but can we please normalize responding with violence when faced with these sub human individuals? As soon as I hear my roommate say that I'm throwing hands no questions asked

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@NASCARNAC No this scumbag absolutely deserved it

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@tylerthecreator You did

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@ZeekerssRBLX Finish Lethal Company dammit

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@MarilouBurnel @PathfinderFacts Well fuck I guess I'm just gonna have to cut ties with my sister then