DumbFunnery

Internet? More like interNUT! Follow me to stupidy.

[DumbFunnery @DumbFunnery]

@AJIsTheReal @mcs1208 Oh buddy ... Come on. You've got a poisonous apple and a terrible, mushy, worm filled apple. Choose the one that won't kill us.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

New estimates by Harvard researchers suggest that the U.S. cannot safely reopen unless it conducts more than 3 times the number of coronavirus tests it's currently administering over the next month
https://t.co/qhca6R2A2p

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Video Game Henchmen Plan Meetup Around Explosive Barrels https://t.co/Ik20NxKL5l

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

@RepDLamborn Hi Congressman. The Governor says that’s not true. Could you send us documentation supporting your claim?

[Con Todo @contodonetflix]

add "pero like" to any famous movie line - I'll go first: "pero like, I see dead people."

[DumbFunnery @DumbFunnery]

@RepKenBuck So maybe the trump isolationist nonsense you espouse isn't the best?

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

This is devastating for Republicans. please watch and retweet.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Dr. Fauci told me today that the coronavirus could kill anywhere from 100,000 to 200,000 Americans, and infect millions more. Americans.

The president is tweeting about TV ratings for press conferences.

[House Judiciary Dems @HouseJudiciary]

Pamela Karlan: “What would you think if, when your governor asked the federal government for the disaster assistance that Congress has provided, the President responded, ‘I would like you to do us a favor.’ I’ll... send the disaster relief once you brand my opponent a criminal.”

[DumbFunnery @DumbFunnery]

@_KarenHao @techreview I would love to watch a recording of it, but live would depend on if my son is napping or not

[Jon Passantino @passantino]

Breaking: A child under the age of 18 has died of coronavirus in Los Angeles, public health officials announce, in what is believed to be the first child death from the virus in the US.

“A devastating reminder that COVID-19 infects people of all ages,” LA health official says.

[U.S. Army @USArmy]

Lt. Gen. Todd Semonite, Chief of the @USACEHQ, provides a 'simple' solution to the complicated problem of building temporary medical facilities to assist states with responding to #COVID19. This clip is from a press conference by Army senior leader on March 20, 2020.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

This is the president of the United States speaking in the White House briefing room during a pandemic and shortage of medical supplies, right after the 500th American died from the virus.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Rand Paul - a doctor - going to the Senate gym while awaiting results of a COVID test is about 1000 times more irresponsible than the very irresponsible spring breakers everyone is dunking on

[Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche]

My Q: When will everyone who needs a coronavirus test be able to get a test?

Pres Trump: “No-one is talking about this except you, which doesn’t surprise me."

My Q: What about people w/ symptoms who cannot get a test?

Trump: "Yeah, well, OK. I’m not— I'm not hearing it."

[something to smile about @army_brat12man]

I'm not @joshgad but I love reading to my kids. In case you need a breather go ahead and share.
https://t.co/yaHk2ZMUDq

[DumbFunnery @DumbFunnery]

@GarrettHaake That's bad, certainly, but I feel like nearly doubled is being used pretty liberally here

[Mark Hertling @MarkHertling]

In reading the terrific book “The Great Influenza,” the author traces the 1918 flu pandemic to the plains of Kansas, then spread to an army base. It killed 50-60 million people worldwide. For some reason it wasn’t called “the Kansas Flu.”