DumbLuckCapital

Whether it’s business, friendships, or politics… in the end we all get the shareholders we deserve.

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@VinnysCorner1 Marques Tuiasasopo of course

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@wydsilent Sharif Abdul-Rahim is the only correct answer

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@junkbondanalyst Gonna use the term “lobby rocket” to refer to whacking my meat right before an important meeting now

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@ChairliftCap And somehow is still long Alcoa or some shit

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Dan is my hero, always will be

[Daniel S. Loeb @DanielSLoeb1]

Wow so happy to learn @mcelarier is still alive.

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@JaredKubin This is pretty accurate

[Hiroo Onoda @OnodaCapital]

Why are all the “Sector Heads” at Coatue like 26

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Suicide seems like a far more exciting option than living forever as Bryan Johnson

[Andrew Reed @andrew__reed]

what's the best pirate equity firm? kk-arrrrrrr

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My hottest possible take is that Ausar Thompson is a max contract player 2 years from now

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@ChrisSommers79 I hate to disparage Nike and Tiger like this in one sentence, but the poor guy needs a new driver

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My brother in Christ please stop driving

[Bloomberg @business]

Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, on Friday, ABC News reported, citing the Martin County Sheriff’s Office https://t.co/VMsmsUig6O

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@DanClarkSports @Ken_Rosenthal How is he so little

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You can be the person tweeting about how Block layoffs are confirmation, or you can just acknowledge that bad management in tech re: headcount in the top of the first inning is not enough to confirm anything

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$FN has quietly been the final boss of AI

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I mean, she probably kidnapped herself man.

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“I don’t know much but I KNOW those were definitely not 10 point twizzles.” -Me for 3 days every 4 years

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David Einhorn looks like shit

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The narrative that David Tepper could go from being the biggest cautionary tale in sports ownership to a certified GOAT in everything he does would be really fun

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Lamar Jackson 1000% said it’s either him or me