Dumb Money

Financial protocol for tokenized stocks on @RobinhoodCrypto

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NVDASTR is live

Official CA: 0xC07E69C77790f5Ce621694B5fD65F1398BB38971

Grab a bag and let the flywheel do the rest

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https://t.co/CDKkoOUFSJ

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NVDA Strategy has bought the second lot
The first one is 19.4% to sale

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Less than 24 hours in and NVDA Lot #1 already made +1% pure yield from fees

Do the math on what that compounding looks like over a month
All LP fees cycle straight into buying back $NVDASTR

We’re $20 in fees away from unlocking the next NVDA lot

Smart money overthinks. Dumb Money executes

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NVDASTR is now tradable via @fomo and @RelayProtocol

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@flying_Debora @fomo Already messaged them!

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NVDASTR is live

Official CA: 0xC07E69C77790f5Ce621694B5fD65F1398BB38971

Grab a bag and let the flywheel do the rest

[Dumb Money @DumbMoneyGroup]

LP Proof Link: https://t.co/nENqAqK2Hi

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First NVDA bag bought. LP seeded. Now back to green candles

We know 99% of you don't care about the tech and just want line to go up. But for the on-chain detectives and yield nerds:
> First trade fees converted to NVDA
> NVDA shares deployed into LP
> Flywheel officially spinning

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Trade on DEX: https://t.co/l0icGkyvH7

CA: 0xC07E69C77790f5Ce621694B5fD65F1398BB38971

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DEX listing paid

The yield loop is active. Ape in or watch us buy out the chart

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sometimes you skip the early ones
sometimes you don't

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@TylerDurden Dumb money is what u want

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@pensionusdt 🤡

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@Hoybisoy Hilarious and dumb

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@vladtenev Memes + RWA what???

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@vladtenev @RobinhoodApp I’m so dumb

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Too smooth-brained for stock market jargon? Tired of staring at charts and crying over portfolios?

Good news: We optimized finance for the professionally lazy

The strategy:

1. Swap USDG for $NVDASTR

2. Go touch some grass

3. Show up once a week to claim real NVDA dividends

4. Watch the supply shrink forever while our bot does the heavy lifting

We are literally called Dumb Money. Deal with it

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@gongnamcoin @vladtenev 👀

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@blockchainbrett I believe you’ll find our strategy much more compelling

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@vladtenev And we are here to make it happen