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What is this supposed to distract us from?

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

BREAKING🚨: U.S. Vice President J.D. Vance has revealed he believes UFOs are demons, not aliens.

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇬🇧 UK confirms third suspected case of Hantavirus infection.

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

‼️ 323 vials containing deadly viruses go missing from a lab in Australia — ABC News

Among them, nearly 100 vials contained the Hendra virus (transmitted from horses to humans, with a 57% fatality rate). Two vials contained the hantavirus (spread by rodents, with a 38% fatality rate), and 223 vials contained the lyssavirus (rabies virus, with an almost 100% fatality rate).

The most likely cause of the "disappearance" is thought to be the loss of containers during transfer to a new freezer. The Ministry of Health is conducting an investigation.

[Jason 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒆𝒓𝒎 𝑮𝒖𝒚 Tetro 🇨🇦 @JATetro]

Overheard behind me while watching #H5N1 NAS workshop today: "You want to really make a pandemic, make hantavirus human transmissible"

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

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Best chill game I’ve played in a while… https://t.co/VXjB3AOp9j

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@tahadosh @NoContextHumans Why do you need $20??? Go to the dollar store…

[Global Folder @Global_Folder]

Police in Benin are looking for this woman who harassed the God of fertility

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I know that was the the most embarrassing moment his life 😭

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@jackunheard Say it LOUDER!!!

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@ShaykhSulaiman That jet 100% got shot down on purpose…

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@SpencerHakimian They have 13 lives don’t they???

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@jacksonhinkle Did he shit himself??? Ngl I would too…

[US Homeland Security News @defense_civil25]

US Chief Negotiator! 🇺🇸

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@jacksonhinkle Good job…

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@EmilySm43 All 3. Switching weapons is quicker than reloading…

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@earlyvotedata Where do I sign up?

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@NoLimitGains Why did we have to let them know they can do this??!

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@iAnonPatriot Gay