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Does this look like the face of mercy? 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸

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@GraceRoe5142 Prions prions prions...

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@whitethan0s

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@MerryIsATurron You mean Mossad?

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@boysbelnboys The Ancient Bone Saber of Zumakalis

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@interesting_aIl Couldn't he just eat turkey burgers instead?

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@vidsthatgohard He's doing the Full-circle Y move with the Dabilhro and Unlabored Flawlessness from Ninja Gaiden Black.

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@ChudTheBuilder Cigar with white monster combo 🤢🤮. Not only are you going to prison in a few months but you have no taste. Everybody knows cigars pair best with whiskey, iced tea, or coffee.

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@interesting_aIl The Smash Bros dating strategy:

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@NewsZonex24 At least he gave the lioness some doordash. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@NyxMoonReads @Quespeaks288 @skiistiredasf I know.

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@sillylilylmaoo Fuckin' floppy fish

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@NoahPasternak I guess bustin' just makes them feel good.

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@GoretubMedia If you double tapped someone that broke into your house, you'd be in prison.

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@TheCumpound False, goth girls like white monster. Femboys like green monster.

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@travisakers Hoisted by his own petard.

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@isabonventini

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@brndxix "We need to write a song about how we DO NOT diddle kids.

🎼Don't diddle kids
No good diddling kids
Gotta be big
Older than my wife
Older than my daughter
Something like that... "

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@n0tyourbabe_ @omgsidewalks Some jobs require security clearances and want you to go back that far.

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@Thinkseeker1 @BoldfaceJames Lunar staff, wall jump attacks, wind-path, and killing crows with shurikens for essence orbs for UTs are your friends.

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@slitherwinglove @BoldfaceJames Normal difficulty is not even that bad.