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i'm 24 • MDNI • My pronouns? Whatever i don't really care :) you can also call me dumb bitch, or stupid fuck

[Umbrella Corp. Official @UmbCorOfficial]

Something escaped.

[Glen Powell Updates @glenpowellfacts]

Glen Powell says that he thinks 'Heated Rivalry' is unnatural and shouldn't be allowed on television.

"I only watch real gay porn."

[balls @DumbassAbsolute]

Asked to leave work early to buy some beer, a juicy steak and cigarettes and play #ResidentEvilRequiem

[balls @DumbassAbsolute]

Just finished watching Wuthering Heights. Why did bro start licking the wallpapers the husband made to match his wife's skin tone. That's just massive disrespect towards the cuck-husband LMAO

[balls @DumbassAbsolute]

@Mawss__ Mine died maybe 3 weeks ago and i was just thinking before it happened "wow i'm so lucky to have an actual decent pc in this economy" i wanna kms

[balls @DumbassAbsolute]

Just watched the RIP with someone who doesn't watch movies like i do. LIKE OMG STOP ASKING QUESTIONS

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

yesterday i went out to finish my christmas shopping and got a tattoo instead. today i went out to finish my christmas shopping and drank three mimosas instead. tomorrow we try again

[balls @DumbassAbsolute]

I'm in the 0,04% of theweeknd's listener. I could've done better and be in the 0,01% fuck my chungus life

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

“does it start getting better at 20”

[lydia @lydsfilm]

12 likes on my letterboxd review

[MAC 🦇 @armandseyepatch]

lestat streaming on twitch

[ส brodie @THAIBOYAGENDA]

skinny guys who don’t work out and drink beer constantly

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@Fortnite Doja, come on Fortnite Friday this week. It’s the biggest talk show since “Hot Ones”

[lottsofnat @akilahsgoat]

Her. Casting directors are dumb as fuck for having still not casted her as a vampire cause the material is RIGHT THERE

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Nicholas Hoult in newly shared photo. 📸

[crimstinkle @Crimsickle]

charlie kirk in the hospital

[N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill]

Standing behind the plumber like this the whole time he’s fixing the toilet

[Lex Luthor @LexLuthor_DCU]

Sex Luther

[balls @DumbassAbsolute]

@salemarcana I need it 😩