Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt

Yeah, I’m #Evil
She/Her

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

Call me Evil May (or Evelyn for short), I bark sometimes!

My stuff!
(I don’t know what to put here this is the only evil May account 🥹)

other links!
☆ YouTube - https://t.co/pHt3KydNHA

Account ran by:
☆ @Iminaesthetic_

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

I care a lot about what people say, but it won’t stop me from shitting on your feet when you’re in the sauna

[may 🐈‍⬛💤 @meowermay]

i dont give a shit what people say, i love peeing on my own feet in the shower

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

Accidentally called my dad my “hater”

[may 🐈‍⬛💤 @meowermay]

i accidentally called my mom "oomf"

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

If you don’t think about it, emoticons are large and hard to understand hairy people

[may 🐈‍⬛💤 @meowermay]

if you think about it, emojis are just small and expressive bald people 🤔😀

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

@Egg0tIstIc4L @OrbitoclastXD I believe you’re thinking of @meowermay

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

To be a bad artist, you have to be a little freaky.

[may 🐈‍⬛💤 @meowermay]

to be a good artist, you have to be a total pervert

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

I’m going to destroy those bees.

[may 🐈‍⬛💤 @meowermay]

IM COOKED

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

Put down your paw if you’re a straggot!

[may 🐈‍⬛💤 @meowermay]

RAISE YO FUCKING PAW IF YOU DA REAL FAGGOT

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

… I’m not gonna be a contrarian this time, this shit is just weird…

[may 🐈‍⬛💤 @meowermay]

whatever you say bro

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

When you use a website and it doesn’t force you to make an account to continue

[may 🐈‍⬛💤 @meowermay]

using a basic ass file editing website and it forces you to sign up to continue

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

In all seriousness though, Fucking why?????

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

Safari just closed all of my tabs??? They’re trying to thwart my evil plans???

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

When I start typing, oomf better know to shut the fuck up (lovingly) and let me talk because I’m the alpha!

[may 🐈‍⬛💤 @meowermay]

when me and oomf both start "typing.." at the same time so i just erase the message and let them speak first, on some gentlewoman shi

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

Always awake.

Never resting. Evil can’t sleep…

[may 🐈‍⬛💤 @meowermay]

always eepy

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

@meowermay Mwahahaha!

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

I work 8 hours
Bisexual!

[may 🐈‍⬛💤 @meowermay]

you work 8 hours
straight
i work 8 hours
gay

we built different

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

@meowermay You work 8 hours
Gay

I work 8 hours
Bisexual

I win

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

Any daydreams you despise? I’m going to wake up…

[may 🐈‍⬛💤 @meowermay]

any dream suggestions? im a about to sleep

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

@iminawa These also suck kid

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

What’s your favorite evil number? Mine is 6!

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

@Iminaesthetic_ I HATE it #ExplodeAllHedgehogs

[Evil May 🐕☕️ | #EvilTwt @DumbassMat]

@meowermay Yo right account 😂😂