@felinephobia same as ppl saying “dih” irl bro mfs so online they confuse trying to get past guidelines with real slang like imagine someone told you to “keys” like mf just tell me to kill myself dude there’s no brain chip in your head that blows up if you say “sex” or “fuck you”
elon musk after accumulating his 3 trillionth dollar but instead of keeping all the money all of it vanishes into thin air and in the top right corner of his view he sees a score meter pop up with “+15”
wikipedia editors trying not to pay their suicidal friend to become a celebrity helicopter driver and crash so they can change all the wiki articles to past tense (2 couldn’t resist temptation)