Dumbjoke Dad

Author of the One Guy, 4 Ladies: That's the dream Blog. Chronicling my adventures in parenting one dumb joke at a time. Current status: Stay At Home Dad

[Dumbjoke Dad @DumbjokeDad]

Hey @BrightonPubLib , ever have this problem? https://t.co/83kivffIl8

[Erin McGuire Olson @e_mcguire_]

This is basically halfway to being a children's book

[Dumbjoke Dad @DumbjokeDad]

Found leopard, could not find Waldo. https://t.co/GiMBBinWDy

[Dumbjoke Dad @DumbjokeDad]

@owenlaukkanen Knowing a lot about leopard hunting practices I found him quite quickly. Sadly this is the balance of my life skills.

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@owenlaukkanen Where they would wait and watch people walking around? Is it also called stalking in Lithuania?

[Dumbjoke Dad @DumbjokeDad]

@owenlaukkanen

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@owenlaukkanen Also why is it offering to translate from Lithuanian?

[Dumbjoke Dad @DumbjokeDad]

@owenlaukkanen This one is by far my fav

[Dumbjoke Dad @DumbjokeDad]

Took the girls to the zoo and they only had one animal: a dog. It was a shitzu.

[Dumbjoke Dad @DumbjokeDad]

On second thought, I ordered that new 55” last Thursday, so THANKS @UPS. 1.5 business days, wow!

[Dumbjoke Dad @DumbjokeDad]

Never fails UPS guy bangs on door just as I’m gently placing sleeping E into her crib. Nap time over before it started, thanks @UPS. Lol

[Dumbjoke Dad @DumbjokeDad]

New TV gets delivered.
V: I hope it has Paw Patrol on it!
#priorities

[Dumbjoke Dad @DumbjokeDad]

There is no reason why this gives me goose bumps, yet it is the only reason. Just wow! https://t.co/M9xsWs0NNi

[Dumbjoke Dad @DumbjokeDad]

@SassMay @owenlaukkanen Standing corrected. Perhaps @owenlaukkanen should have said, dudes and one lady foamer.

[Dumbjoke Dad @DumbjokeDad]

@owenlaukkanen I get it. Like maybe there aren’t any now but the “ladies are welcome, just don’t slow us down, we got trains to chase”

[Kitchener Public Library @KitchLibrary]

🤔
We have about a million in-person visits every year + 2 million uses of digital services.
RT if you use your library.

[Dumbjoke Dad @DumbjokeDad]

@owenlaukkanen Love how u address this to ‘my dudes’. Foamers ain’t always been know for their lady entourage amirite?

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@owenlaukkanen
https://t.co/zQA7rUTkJq
This should help. I gave Marcia your number hope that didn't cause too many issues for u! Lol

[Dumbjoke Dad @DumbjokeDad]

@owenlaukkanen Get on it, call Marcia J

[Dumbjoke Dad @DumbjokeDad]

Baby eats spaghetti squash for lunch. Hours later you question if it's worms in the diaper. Just sayin.