Killing-Time

one day im gonna make something out of myself.

[Killing-Time @DumboBlondes]

got offered a new phone init!:D

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forever young

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need more followers:L

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Me: "Hey mom?" Mom: "WHAT?" Me: "Nevermind you're not in a good mood

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your too good to be true. #pinchme

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Next time that bitch gives you daggers, smile back. And put the middle finger up. They're reaction is the best.

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Who needs a comedian when you are the joke.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

I carry my own, hold my own, and I stand on my own. LIKE A BOSS!

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If someone hates you for no reason, you give that motherf*cker a reason.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

I don't think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let's be honest. I can barely get the straw through the Capri Sun.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

That Amazing Moment when a question on a test give the answer to another question.

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That awkward moment when all of your friends are laughing about a joke and you still don’t get it.

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A rejected highfive is one of the biggest insults there is.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

"I wasn't that drunk!"..."Dude, you sat on my couch and tried to put your seatbelt on."

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I don't hate you or anything, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

[J. @JadaBitch_]

F.R.I.E.N.D.S: (F)ight for you. (R)espect you. (I)nvolve you. (E)ncourage you. (N)eed you. (D)eserve you. (S)ave you

[Killing-Time @DumboBlondes]

That best friend you have that starts hanging around with new people and totaly blanks you out.

[IG: whytez88 @iadorewomen_]

Love is not blind, it sees more not less, but because it sees more, it chooses to see less...

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Your shit at football untill you see the person you hate most on the opposite team. #unstoppable