Once I asked a woman why she insisted on getting a drip. Us ny bola drip khtm hony mein time lgta hy to Hospital mein zaida dair ruk jati hon. Saaas ko yaqen ajata hy waqqi bemar hon..
Patient with GERD: "Main injection ni lgwaati, drip likh dein"
Another patient who came with gastroenteritis and had BP of 170/100. Morning drs had prescribed antihypertensive as well as Injections. The BP had become 130/90 now said, "Ab BP km bo gya hy, ab drip lgwa dein"
it’s 12am and my roommate started beefing with me bcs i turned the lights off without asking him then hit me with “tera aisa ilaaj karna hai k software update ho jayega or teri bodmashi nikal ayegi” bro chill kr light hi off ki thi, teri biwi ko sth ly kr light nhi off ki ajeeb