Lushozi

Put God First💯| No Content Just Retweeting|

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

When a gay dies and he can't be buried while straight

[FC💎 @Frostad2009]

@DanisMCFC

[UNICEF @UNICEF]

Yes, those photos you’ve seen are real.

More than 18 years ago, a baby named Lamine Yamal and his mom Sheila met Lionel Messi at a UNICEF fundraising photoshoot.

Today, their achievements on the pitch inspire millions. Off the pitch, both Messi and Lamine Yamal use their voices and platforms as UNICEF Goodwill Ambassadors to support and advocate for children around the world.

The goal? That every child survives, thrives, and fulfils their potential.

We are proud to have them on our team.

Credit: Joan Monfort

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Before God grants your inheritance, He often takes away your comfort first. He tests your patience, isolates you, and empties your heart and hands. That isn’t punishment; it is construction. Before the blessing arrives, a version of you that can actually carry it must be built.

[SAMUEL @keengsam]

It's always the low quality videos🤣🤣🤣

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

The must be the most unbelievably satisfying wildlife cleanup you’ll ever see. 😱

[Bathong Tshepo @TshepoBacela]

Ama2000 can't be trusted with anything 😂😂🔥

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

This is how people pretend to help you while causing pain.

[staypositive @BhuLeweCityLona]

Media team had only one job, and they nailed it😂😂🔥

[Uncle Tony @antomukuwa]

A friend once gave me $1000 so I could help him buy an iPhone 14 Pro Max. Next morning he came excited asking for his phone and I told him, “There’s no iPhone coming… this is now your deposit for your first car.” 😂

Guy thought I had lost my mind. Said I wasn’t his father and accused me of using his money for other things.

I told him to come to my workplace during lunch. When he arrived, I called him into the office and my boss opened the safe deposit box where his money was locked away. Then my boss said, “If you still think saving for your first car is a bad idea, take your money back.”

My guy saw the light and left the money there 😭

Yesterday he pulled up in a GD6 bought for him by his company and said, “Thanks for forcing me to buy that Toyota RunX back in 2022.”

Sometimes you need friends who will tell you point blank when you’re about to do something stupid… not just “yes sir” friends worried about which bar you’re going to this weekend 😂

Anyway do you have crazy friends like that ?

[Umesh Kumar Yadav @Umesh__digital]

Interviewer:

100 million photos are uploaded daily to Instagram.

Average photo is 3 MB. IG also makes thumbnails & 3 copies for redundancy.

Combined, you get 2.7 petabytes per day.

How is Instagram storing 2.7 PB every day and not bankrupt?

[Umesh Kumar Yadav @Umesh__digital]

This is a masterclass on how to design a prompt -

[Umesh Kumar Yadav @Umesh__digital]

Programming Languages and their name Meanings

• C - Named after “B” language (it was the successor)
• C++ - “++” means increment in C → “an improved C”
• Java - Named after coffee from the island of Java ☕
• Python - Inspired by Monty Python comedy group
• JavaScript - Named for marketing reasons to ride on Java’s popularity
• Go - Short, simple name reflecting speed & efficiency
• Rust - Named after “rust fungi”
• TypeScript - JavaScript + optional static types
• Swift - Meant to represent speed and performance
• Ruby - Named after a precious gemstone 💎
• PHP - “PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor” (recursive acronym)
• C# - “#” is musical sharp
• COBOL - “Common Business-Oriented Language”
• FORTRAN - “Formula Translation”
• Assembly - Refers to assembling machine instructions
• Lua - Means “moon” in Portuguese 🌙

[fidexCode @fidexcode]

Claude: Just say go, and I will generate the code

Me: Go

Claude: You have reached your free limit

[La-Ndlovu @destiny_ndlovu]

The first advocate to walk out with a sentenced client.👨‍⚖️👨‍⚖️👨‍⚖️

[ᗩl wᗩdᑌd_tᕼe sIᗰᑭ @_MakdShelby]

https://t.co/NaOVeSFJyN

[Kudzai M, FSA™ | KashKween | MasterOfCoin @FinLitBae]

I use both ChatGPT and Claude and I must say Claude is an overthinker

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

SESKO, CUNHA and MBEUMO agreed to join MANCHESTER UNITED without UCL Football

Now, they're single handedly taking MAN UNITED to the UCL

DELAP, JOÃO PEDRO and GARNACHO joined CHELSEA due to UCL football, now they're taking them to CONFERENCE LEAGUE

6 PLAYERS, DIFFERENT MENTALITY!! 😂😂

[Lushozi @Dumo_Dube]

All Levels

[❎e k ℹ️ @XekiHlongwane]

Passenger: Ngicela itaxi eya e Sandton!

Queue Marshall: Ngena Madlanga Commission