Christopher Dumphead

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[Christopher Dumphead @DumpheadC]

@Fcb_striker Ronaldo is just using Speed's fame to take a dig at Messi.

[Christopher Dumphead @DumpheadC]

@GuerinGeneva @keroziNNNN Yeah, the fact that he went to check VAR can definitely be questioned. There should be clear rules on when VAR can be used. In cricket, each team gets 3 TV umpire reviews, like that football could allow teams to challenge the referee's decision except for offsides.

[Christopher Dumphead @DumpheadC]

@GuerinGeneva @keroziNNNN Under IFAB Laws of the Game, once the referee goes to the monitor to review the major incident and finds clear evidence of simulation, they will overturn the initial call and issue a yellow card for unsporting behavior to the diving player.

[Christopher Dumphead @DumpheadC]

@TFRHQ5 I knew this was coming. Speed is one of his agents. That man never explains why he hates Messi so much.

[Christopher Dumphead @DumpheadC]

@meetapersecond Nope...it's actually Sanjay's Dick. His wife named it after noticing the resemblance

[Christopher Dumphead @DumpheadC]

@_itx_laila_ @grok If the plugs, are connected in the following combination, nothing's gonna happen (ONLY IF THEY ARE ON THE SAME PHASE)
Phase ----> Phase (R)
Neutral ----> Neutral (R)
Potential Difference: 0

If the connections are the opposite or in different phases, it's a short circuit.

[Christopher Dumphead @DumpheadC]

@iamteslimm Does that include a man boobs? 😭😭

[Christopher Dumphead @DumpheadC]

@wass3stablish What about green?

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@mememandir CIA's master plan: Poison the Ganges source with plutonium, force Indians to ditch water for washing, and switch to tissue like the West. That way, no more getting mocked for the unhygienic barbarian wiping habits 😭😭

[Christopher Dumphead @DumpheadC]

@MMCrypto Already captured a good move 💸

[Christopher Dumphead @DumpheadC]

@NoodleHairCR7

[Christopher Dumphead @DumpheadC]

@historyinmemes

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@MrBeast @EverythingOOC I won't zip my pants until i get a free feastable

[Christopher Dumphead @DumpheadC]

@elonmusk Now if my parents type X in the search bar https://t.co/pRUkyWuUlC will appear first and then i can make them believe that's it's twitter...thanks @elonmusk you are a lifesaver...😭😭😭

[Christopher Dumphead @DumpheadC]

@elonmusk I couldn't properly watch this match...balls were blurred out..

[Christopher Dumphead @DumpheadC]

@elonmusk Now I know why tapes are sticky.....😳

[Christopher Dumphead @DumpheadC]

@NehaFNO Just think about all the embarrassing events that happened in your life 🥱

[Christopher Dumphead @DumpheadC]

@suchhodl I knew it

[Christopher Dumphead @DumpheadC]

@ProTheDoge @Twitter If twitter does that you're gonna loose half of your followers 😂😂