Dumpster Cat

25 - Capricorn - anger issues

[Dumpster Cat @DumpsterCat710]

bought myself a brand new washer/dryer set today 🥰 and if i have a good enough weekend, i’ve got a $400 shopping cart full of new fall outfits that im gonna go bug mode on

[Dumpster Cat @DumpsterCat710]

pedicure went so hard she literally scrubbed off all the self tanner up to my knees 🤣

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i miss coffee so much

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my senior dog still being obsessed with her toys makes me so happy. she always wants to play it’s so stinkin cute

[Dumpster Cat @DumpsterCat710]

sticky dates body spray from lush has become my secret weapon at the strip club. i get 100 compliments a night about how yummy i smell

[Dumpster Cat @DumpsterCat710]

well i’m officially getting braces on the 9th and i’m kinda excited

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i want to do a drag clown look so badddddd

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@JSJdarling @alfienxo 🤣🤣 that fact that i literally fell asleep watching party monster last night is gagging me

[Dumpster Cat @DumpsterCat710]

5 months sober and i finally just had my first relapse dream. i remember having them alllllll the time last time around but at least this one i DEFINITELY knew it was a dream. sometimes they can seem so real. maybe it’s time to start a dream journal

[Dumpster Cat @DumpsterCat710]

possibly getting braces when i get back from vegas and idk how to feel about that

[Dumpster Cat @DumpsterCat710]

4 months sobers already brooo! i’m gonna get right back to where i left off in no time. insanely proud of myself for starting back over ❤️

[Dumpster Cat @DumpsterCat710]

actually really upset about how people treat me but i made a bagggg tonight so fuck it we ball

[Dumpster Cat @DumpsterCat710]

100 days sober 🎉

[Dumpster Cat @DumpsterCat710]

coming up on my 100 day mark! feels like a small milestone when i was so close to 2 years sober :(

[Dumpster Cat @DumpsterCat710]

when i’m sad, i buy myself a silly oversized t-shirt to add to my collection. tonight i bought a XL jerry springer vintage T

[Dumpster Cat @DumpsterCat710]

@BoujeeNBanjee stopppp! the little stumble and immediate recovery in those heels. she’s so cute i love it ❤️

[Dumpster Cat @DumpsterCat710]

holy shit i’m already 50 days sober ! i really AM THAT BITCH

[jynx @jynxbby]

i owe three bitches a black eye, i ain’t forget.

[Dumpster Cat @DumpsterCat710]

@JerrySeinfeld is a piece of shit zionist and if i ever see him in the streets im beating his ass

[Dumpster Cat @DumpsterCat710]

i gotta hold off on my anarchist rants on snap for a while bc i need them rich republican tricks to come to the club on my birthday 🎉🎂