The Coconut Meister

Grandmaster in WiiGolf | Breast Enthusiast | Everything I’m interested in is either expensive, illegal, or doesn’t text back.

[The Coconut Meister @DumpyHater619]

SideQuest Maxxing!

[Dirt Mcgerk @fentanylbuyer]

My fat girlfriend is upset with me because I called her vagina the grippopotamus

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I’m Not even Close to being Good Enough at Driving to get Road Head

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I Really Need to Stop Drinking Coffee

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I’d get Shot Dead if She Knew I was thinking about Minecraft during Sex

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@SpursCulture Did a group project w her in college. Zero contributions and had to give her the boot before presenting. Glad Dylan got out while he still could.

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Women do not like the Lyric change of “Drink and Jack Off by Myself There’s Jews in Texas I can Tell”

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Weighing myself in Random Girls Bathroom Out of Boredom

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How do I Tell Her I only want to Go to Chili’s?!

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I’m not a coffee boy

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Jameis is gonna put on a show.

[♡ @krishuu_05]

Boobs are so goated but their owners are so evil

[Mac @cheapiemac]

The chalice

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Feel Like my Autism Gaydar is absolutely Dialled

[Jake Marsh @JakeMarsh18]

HOT OUT OF THE GATE!!!

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Still get Sad when I don’t see Aunt Jemima on the Syrup

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Three-time All-Star Ben Simmons has agreed on a one-year, $3.5 million deal with the Sacramento Kings, his agents Max Wiepking, Sean Tribe and Ryan Arney tell me and @MarcJSpears. The one-time All-NBA star is back in the NBA for a 10th season after sitting out 2025-26.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Jonathan Kuminga has agreed to a two-year, $13 million deal with the Minnesota Timberwolves, plus a player option, agent Aaron Turner tells ESPN. Kuminga will be a starter alongside Anthony Edwards, LaMelo Ball, Jaden McDaniels and Rudy Gobert on the West contender.

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Airline are Gayer than Gay Butt Sex

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Save Me….