Duncan Ariey

Test engineer @OscarHealth, Alaskan in SF, he/him

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

Had to work late, but this makes it all worth it.

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

This Chicago seagull just created a BEAUTIFUL moment in baseball 🥹

(📸 Griffin Quinn/Getty Images)

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

@EEE_says I would be really dangerous if I was a good kicker

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

@Romy_Holland Counterpoint: you can drink while peeing and pretend you’re a waterslide

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

you dont see beautiful scenes like this anymore

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

@NFL this is still wrong

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

Hi @NFL the meta properties of the Chiefs injury report page all say "Bengals" and not "Chiefs" can I please have Super Bowl tickets for pointing this out https://t.co/E80fLm891U

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

@whoisernie Hell yes love u dude that flower shirt is sharp as hell

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

@LizzieAbyMD (Don’t worry I didn’t vote)

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

@LizzieAbyMD I wouldn’t prescribe for either because I’m not a doctor and can’t write prescriptions

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

@ANC_Historian @adndotcom That would be fantastic! I'll keep an eye out for your DM

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

This is it. I think I found it. This is the worst possible SVB take.

[Anti-Factionalism Caucus @TeslaPRGuy]

@dansolomon A responsible business owner would keep enough cash reserves on hand to be able to pay their workers even in an emergency

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

@Adaam_ Woke up violently hungover and saw this first thing, maybe the biggest stray I’ve ever caught

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

@drewmagary When I was 6 years old I ate too many cocktail wieners and vomited all over my parents’ friends’ living room

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

I prompted ChatGPT through making its own text-based adventure game. And it works!

https://t.co/SazyB2MXwa

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

we didn’t want it bad enough

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

@whoisernie All I see are two monsters rompin’

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

@titojuan @ContentDesignLN > fckn crushing it

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

@zoezavier Ah man, v sorry to hear it Z. Sad week indeed, hope you (and everyone else) can be gentle to yourself, and that whatever ends up being next is the best thing yet