Chris Duncan - Attorney at Law

Personal Injury attorney in Highland Park, Texas. I’m the attorney you call if you want to sue someone’s ass and get rich AF

[Chris Duncan - Attorney at Law @DuncanAttorney]

@jdwhittenburg @BrentTerhune Seems like the kind of fella who could help me SUE a ton of ass!

[Chris Duncan - Attorney at Law @DuncanAttorney]

@mgrayf @gchase3 You better believe it!

[Chris Duncan - Attorney at Law @DuncanAttorney]

Take control of your 6ft Personal Bubble space! Violators will get their ass sued out by CHRIS DUNCAN, esq.
#PersonalBubble #SueAss #SocialDistancing

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[Chris Duncan - Attorney at Law @DuncanAttorney]

@blakeahawthorne @SupremeCourt_TX @zoom_us Feel free to use the Chris Duncan virtual background for that meeting. No charge!

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[Chris Duncan - Attorney at Law @DuncanAttorney]

🚨🔥 TONS of Action today! Get in line for the Chris Duncan Cash Give Away Program, brought to you by.....SUIN’ the HELL out of people’s A$$! #SueAssFriday

[Chris Duncan - Attorney at Law @DuncanAttorney]

@BryanFonville RIIIIICH!

[Chris Duncan - Attorney at Law @DuncanAttorney]

Suin’ A$$ on Video Conference or just having a virtual happy hour? Let everyone know CHRIS DUNCAN made you rich as hell with my Law House background! Save the pic and drop it in! Share pics using the background for a chance to win some cool $hit! #SueAss

[Bryan Fonville @BryanFonville]

@DuncanAttorney I’m not flashing a peace sign...I’m holding up how many thousands of dollars Chris Duncan won for me in small claims court last summer. Thanks for the dope Zoom background. #SueAss

[Chris Duncan - Attorney at Law @DuncanAttorney]

🚨HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT SOON🚨
GOT out of jail more motivated than ever to SUE ASS and win CASH💸💵
@zoom_us Virtual Background fixin’ to drop!

[Chris Duncan - Attorney at Law @DuncanAttorney]

@jeffjume Big Jeff! How’s all that money I won your ass in that court case?! When I found out @HPScotsBaseball season was canceled, I burned down my neighbor’s barn and got throwed in jail. No more hot sports takes for me 🔥🔥. #SueAss

[Chris Duncan - Attorney at Law @DuncanAttorney]

Social Distancing got your pockets feeling light? Let Chris Duncan sue someone’s ass for you. It’s called the Duncan Stimulus Package! 💰💸💵.#SueAss

[Chris Duncan - Attorney at Law @DuncanAttorney]

@blakeahawthorne @statebaroftexas @zoom_us @emilymiskel @JudgeFergusonTX This guy knows what I’m talking about. Virtual backgrounds are the way to go. I’ll sue from the beach, the Moon or the Golden Gate Bridge! #Coast2CoastAssSuin

[Chris Duncan - Attorney at Law @DuncanAttorney]

@letsgomathias @LearnedLarry Can we start selling McDonald’s hamburgers inside Whataburger? According to these people, we can sell anything, anywhere! Free market....Let’s Go!!!!

[Chris Duncan - Attorney at Law @DuncanAttorney]

Friday Baby!!! Nothing better than suing some ass in the morning and watching @scotsathletics HP whip ass at night. #FridayNightLights

[Chris Duncan - Attorney at Law @DuncanAttorney]

Texas is BACK!
#PonyUp #SMU

[Chris Duncan - Attorney at Law @DuncanAttorney]

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[Chris Duncan - Attorney at Law @DuncanAttorney]

This is ILLEGAL as fuck! The Tiddy Trap Law is clear. I hope some of these victims will reach out to me so we can #SueAss and get RICH AF

[Chris Duncan - Attorney at Law @DuncanAttorney]

@DallasBarAssoc I’ll do it as my side-gig. DM me to find out how many 0’s will need to be at the end of my weekly paycheck. #SueAss