Duncan Carmichael

obsessed with music /self proclaimed funny person /America runs on me /BJPS 2016/LUC 2020

[Duncan Carmichael @DuncanCarmichae]

i often question my music taste when i say to myself "man thats a damn good kazoo part"

[Andy Blanchard @AndyTheBlanch]

Can we get an odd couple type “You’re watching the Disney channel” while they playfully shove each other and make cutesy annoyed faces?

[Midwest Antiquarian @Eric_Erins]

Watching my tax dollars fly overhead and hearing my tax dollars break the sound barrier over and over and over

[Jack @JHNR081]

This is what the ancient Romans saw when they first made landfall in Britain

[yoshimi battles a reading backlog @nise_yoshimi]

Napoleon telling his soldiers "don't just walk straight into enemy firing lines try to go to one side or the other perhaps" and all of Europe shivering at the tactical genius of this devil in human form

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Robbie Robertson, The Band’s guitarist and primary songwriter, died Wednesday at age 80.
https://t.co/kylW7NzCpC

[Duncan Carmichael @DuncanCarmichae]

@AndyTheBlanch @tzelmanovitz15

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @chi_urbanist]

Transplant celebrating 10 years in Chicago fears it’s too late to ask how to pronounce Goethe St.

[Midwest Antiquarian @Eric_Erins]

This type of guy is an endangered species

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @chi_urbanist]

The last time Chicago hosted the DNC

[Patrick Klepek 🎃 @patrickklepek]

[sobbing at my desk as I unpack my 7th computer monitor, my daughter pulling at my pant leg to get my attention]

"daddy, why can't you come to the park with mommy?"

"honey, I'm sorry. the money...it's right there, it's right on the table."

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

we wiped out Subway’s natural predator (Quiznos) and now the population has grown out of control

[November @postoctobrist]

Philosophically interesting sentence deployed

[Duncan Carmichael @DuncanCarmichae]

@mattxiv @tzelmanovitz15

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Wow imagine what Egypt would look like if it were still here today

[Out Of Context Manga @mangaa]

Manga: Chainsaw Man