Duncan Garnett

Sports fan, Womble, Crashing Bore.

[AFC Wimbledon @AFCWimbledon]

🕰️ Whatever the result tonight, it's well worth tuning into BT Sport One at 10.30pm: https://t.co/OEaNpmR1RH

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@TheMasters @BenDonaldson91 🤯💯

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Football has come home @AFCWimbledon #BackToPloughLane

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@AFCWimbledon 4651

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@AFCWimbledon Carshalton Athletic

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@AFCWimbledon 1912

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UK radio stations playing WAP and just broadcasting 2 out of 3 minutes of dead air 😂

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Constant spitting in this Premier league game. I see that restart requirement was completely ignored

[ESPN @espn]

It's been 16 years since the Globo Gym Purple Cobras blew a four-man advantage and fell to Average Joe's Gym in the American Dodgeball Association of America Tournament championship game.

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The geek in me really appreciates Arsenal taking off numbers 28, 29 & 30 at the same time. Surely the first time in a competitive professional game?

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@GayLaVie @ianthenoodle @winreviewHOOTS this is what Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse was made for!

[Nathaniel Tapley @Natt]

It's only tear gas if it comes from the Têar region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling white supremacy.

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@ianthenoodle 'LOUD?! THAT'S OUR SECRET WORD OF THE DAY!' https://t.co/UWck0lKbTY

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

In this drive to recruit thousands of people to pick fruit, I bet the cherry picking industry ends up with the best candidates.

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@MissLFMB Surely bump me off after your birthday or you're missing out on presents? (buying time)

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No sports for two months and then you find out that Bayern v Dortmund is on your anniversary 😫

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@67Cordes @simmo09 @MansionBet I agree with Harry, only tweet when it's really necessary

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@simmo09 @youthfulpeeta @BenDonaldson91 Donaldson has real clout in North Korea. I've been done by work now as well, still 5k further than I want to run.

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