Duncan Henderson

Your mom says you should follow me

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Only wife her if she knows a little Ghostface

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When the flashbacks of when you were a YN hit

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My go-to excuse is usually, "I gotta get home to feed the dog"

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It was still worth the 60 seconds

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"Smile if you got money"

Me:

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Time for Round 2

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When I'm doing weird shit at home and someone starts knocking on the door

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I fear falling off and smashing my head on the bathtub and dying there on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles and people thinking I was beating off instead of pooping.

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My coping mechanism for everything is either cracking jokes or complete isolation. There's no in between.

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Me in the passenger seat when my girl says she's driving because the way I drive scares her

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We think AI is here to help us work, but we spend half our time doing free labor to train it

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"I've been waiting to watch this movie"

Me 10 minutes later

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That time of year when we're about to be seeing a whole lot of this as those tax return checks start rolling in

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Why this girl look like someone different every time we see her? 😂

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@AbellaDangerSol looks like this was just rugged LOL