Duncan Howard

Motherfucker, i'm awesome.

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

Yo @thegreatkhalid why didn't you play in Glasgow tonight. We were dying to see you. Gutted.

[Steve Booker @stevebooker]

EPIC GIVEAWAY! with @HPUK To enter all you have to do is follow me and retweet this tweet!! https://t.co/sLfIHwoubq

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

@British_Airways Could you tell me if the San Jose to LHR flight on the 11th has been cancelled due to the strike please? I tried calling.

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

@ScotRail i'd be returning at 14:33, I have a 16-25 railcard also.

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

@ScotRail Could you please explain why I cant get a 9.37am (off peak) train on the £9.75 anytime day return ticket?

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

@MayBrown21 haha you're welcome!

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

@MayBrown21 https://t.co/V9p1xPZS8v then watch the vidspot link :D

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

AUDIO SYNC IN PREMIERE PRO IS MY FAVOURITE THING. #delecrationoftheday

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

Apologies if you're an English Lit student.

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

The English Lit students are such arseholes. Girl in front of me sipping on her skinny latte with a Dictionary Screensaver on her Macbook. 😑

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

@Waat_happened ragin. I was halfway through the finale of Fargo.

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

Don't you just love it when you can watch your own Netflix because other people are using it? 😑

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

My favourite photographer is liking all my instagram posts. Life = Complete. #hintfollowmyinstagram #hinthint

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

My coping method for Kaeli leaving is spending my life on Fallout 4. #haventplayeditin6weeks

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

Long Distance Relationships are so hard. Saying goodbye are always the toughest things that I could ever do. All good things come to an end.

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

AW MATE I'M AN INTERNET SENSATION

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

@Dominos_UK yo, my girlfriend's allergic to tomato, is there a way i can order a sauceless pizza for her off the app?

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

Every time I fart my girlfriend fist bumps me. #MerryChristmasEverybody #BestGirlfriendEver

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

Every Christmas Eve I like to pretend I still believe in Santa to feel like a child again..

[Duncan Howard @Duncanana]

If you're younger than 40 and you have a moustache then congrats on being a douche.