Today is Chuck Norris' 81st birthday.
One of the toughest b*****ds to ever live, he could still probably slap you silly in his 80s.
He is also known for his incredible accomplishments, such as being able to slam shut a revolving door!
What are some other Chuck Norris facts?
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This is a hilarious comedy sketch! Whoβs playing Trump here? Their impression of him is spot on.
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Oh fuck.
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