Mars Black

From BK to the OMA

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

I couldn’t believe it when I first saw it, but I checked, and yes, the president of the United States actually RTed this message to “Leave Democrat cities. Let them rot.”

[Mars Black @DundeeWizard]

Text USPS to 50409 #SaveTheUSPS

[Mars Black @DundeeWizard]

Just having so lunch and hoping @TherealDubWC is healthy and doing well.

[Mars Black @DundeeWizard]

@JasonSCampbell So robot death matches ? Gotcha cool 👍🏾

[Mars Black @DundeeWizard]

The best game to play with loved ones. NOT! #BoardKings https://t.co/iKz5FZoZsT https://t.co/iKz5FZoZsT

[Tectonix @TectonixGEO]

Want to see the true potential impact of ignoring social distancing? Through a partnership with @xmodesocial, we analyzed secondary locations of anonymized mobile devices that were active at a single Ft. Lauderdale beach during spring break. This is where they went across the US:

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Now here it is, humanity's Moment of Zen...

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

@elonmusk Elon, Can I assume you know that the Mars in your "Occupy Mars” Tweet is actually an image of the Full Moon during a lunar eclipse, but the image on my shirt is Mars for real. -Neil

[Mars Black @DundeeWizard]

YOOOOO! I was just touching the fuck out of my face. I R shooketh.
Tales from the edge of Covid-19. 🤭🤭🤭

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Elizabeth Warren is out of the race, leaving nothing but old white men… and technically Tulsi Gabbard.

[Meredith Salenger @MeredthSalenger]

No matter who gets the Democratic nomination. Remember:

[Mars Black @DundeeWizard]

@WhitneyCummings That’s how you spread Coronavirus

[Mars Black @DundeeWizard]

I would totally buy a blues cover album by @LilTunechi him singing with a guitar. Instant classic.

[Mars Black @DundeeWizard]

@kenanthompson is this generations Tim Meadows and I love him for it.

[Mars Black @DundeeWizard]

@kenanthompson I think you’re hilarious a true comedic genius unsung. Appreciate all the laughs.

[Mars Black @DundeeWizard]

...So she says to the bitch, “you want marijuana? I’ll give you marijuana! Then she bent over and, um, ... cough! She bent over and proceeded to shit out 13 pounds of top shelf sativa all over the room.

[Mars Black @DundeeWizard]

Any time you see @MingNa show up on screen you know shits about to get saucy #TheMandalorion

[Mars Black @DundeeWizard]

Thank you Boogie for spending 33 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped