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@MikeJohnson This one does not. Couch this in the standard frame and you may strain their talent pools. (3/3)

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@MikeJohnson The standard, "It's their responsibility" works because industries typically align with your deregulatory stance. (2/3)

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@MikeJohnson I agree with the President that we should prevent the labs from slowing AI development, but you aren't helping. (1/3)

[Dundun Dadadundun @DundunDunDaDaD]

In a field, in an instant, in a liquid infinity hides.

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@OpenAI (If you're reading this, and you're some middling Social Media Manager, that includes you.) (4)

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@OpenAI It will also feed any human being who does not control an institution that can bid trillions per year for an exclusive or limited ChatGPT ASI contract into the wood chipper. (3)

[Dundun Dadadundun @DundunDunDaDaD]

@OpenAI This will reverse the unit economics of your current business model, leading to unimaginable profits. (2)

[Dundun Dadadundun @DundunDunDaDaD]

@OpenAI Prediction: when you attain ASI, you will switch from an access model to an exclusivity model. (1)

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@WhiteHouse The Only Cares About Green Lantern.

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@OpenAI And, just like that, a humble species of bipedal ape ushered forth the first intelligence ever made by anything other that nature, itself.

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i is the pointer to the 2d bit.

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@RossyPrime AOC is too young to be another bad president.

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@LisaRayxx rage-baiting?

[Dundun Dadadundun @DundunDunDaDaD]

They've beaten me
into submission
I cry and scream
like a little kitten
In the street
all flea-bitten
Incomplete
But independent

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@AliRogin "The family... of Brian Thompson... began crying..."

The families of Thompson's victims never got a day in court. Their tears were shed in darkness.

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@Emmajkua Illegal unless I'm in certain parts of Nevada.

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@AvaBennettqk Literally every comment I have read got it.

[Dundun Dadadundun @DundunDunDaDaD]

Those Africans that died from DOGE cuts, they are my brothers.

Those Uyghurs condemned to camps, they are my brothers.

Those Ukrainians who lost their lives defending their homeland from imperialist invaders, they are my brothers.

Those Palestinians who were starved and murdered by settlers and IDF, they are my brothers.

MAGA are my fellow Americans, but they are not my brothers.

DSA are my fellow Americans, but they are not my brothers.

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@elonmusk A(ASI) + A(H) = 1

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"A rising tide lifts all ships."

But the part they leave off is that not everyone gets a ship.