Sammy T. Tammy esq.

100% Unofficial Dunfermline Athletic twitter account. With News! And Scores! And stuff!

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

Orrrrrr, my boss will shrug and say "same difference. Your productivity is still dreadful. Clear your desk"

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

Next time a work project I'm in charge of doesn't go as planned, when my boss asks "why?" I'm going to list a few vague excuses before declaring "but these are not excuses. These are ... valid reasons".

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

My boss, unable to comprehend what he has just heard, will simply stand up and applaud me.

From this point on my performance reviews will forever be marked as "awesome".

The only thing stopping me from being employee of the year is those damned stakeholders demanding results.

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

"The #DAFC Board of Directors would like to tell you to go fuck yourself"

[Dunfermline Athletic @officialdafc]

The #DAFC Board of Directors would like to issue the following statement to address the current situation.

➡️ https://t.co/3We5FQQYjq

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

Oh.

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

Phew! First time tweeting since 2015. What's happened? Has it been nothing but sunshine and glory? I bet it has.

Aw man, I can't wait to find out about all the glory!

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

4-0 against Forfar? That's a fairly decent result, i guess.

[Belzy 🏁🤓❤️‍🔥 @alexx_DAFC]

Great win and what an absolute peach from @RyanWallace_10 #bigfan 🍑🙌🏼⚽️ #dafc #coyp

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

FT 3-0. That'll do.

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

El Bakhtaoui scores our 3rd of the day

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

3-0!

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

@ahend84 McCabe-ish

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

2-0! McCabe doubles the lead!

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

God damn, i do love this https://t.co/3y0icD1Mxj

[Dunfermline Athletic @officialdafc]

62: http://t.co/sj8oRVRu2A

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

@GordiBoy80 @officialdafc Agreed. The club should really be above this kind of thing. Let the fans moan and the club keep out of it.

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

Goal! 1-0 to the Pars! Joe Cardle opens today's scoring

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

Saturday! 3pm! Football! Pars! Wooh!

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

1-1! We've equalised! Moffat with the goal!

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

"In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes" said Ben Franklin. " Before adding "And Airdrie beating the Pars"

[Sammy T. Tammy esq. @Dunfermline_Ath]

3-1 to Dundee Utd. This is no longer fun. Back to League duty please!