Donjuneer

i do art sometimes. here for rpg takes.

[dvb @notdvb]

are you fucking kidding me?

https://t.co/La3RH0f4f0

[beginbot 🃏 @beginbot]

caught a friend being rude to his agent

had to cut him off

15 years of friendship gone

but I will NOT tolerate hate

[Peter Dedene @dedene]

Asking Meta's Muse what happens to my data:

[lily @lil_mermaid]

it's always so funny when people are trying to sell their used couch for $1500 on fb marketplace. a couch on fb marketplace costs $200. they're always like "i paid $4000 for this couch." not my problem man. should have bought it on fb marketplace, where a couch costs $200

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

Friend invites me to see the san diego podrace I'm like hell yeah. Show up and it's fucking baseball

[444 @amanlexidor]

You started that job to be financially stable and look at you now…..mentally unstable

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.

Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.

[Matt Pocock @mattpocockuk]

Have been trying for weeks to make AI better at course planning

Tried a new method today. Notecards, pen, paper, scissors.

Turns out not using AI is pretty good guys

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.

[Hermit @hermitfriend]

sending a 👍 reaction: "This is a good point and an enjoyable message, I'm glad you sent it. I consider myself lucky to have you as a friend."

receiving a 👍 reaction: "ok retard"

[Bulk Vanderhuge @flatearthjape]

Sorry buddy you're an adult now your options for friendship are the most annoying people in existence or people that will only get lunch with you if scheduled a month in advance or people 2000 miles away

[Just a Guy ZA @just_a_guy_za]

"Listen to your body"
My body at 8:00 AM on a workday:
- Quit immediately
- Disappear off the grid
- Befriend the crows
- Return to nature

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

What's particularly incredible about this claim is that you had me on RISING more than once to discuss stories I wrote about censorship of the left. Recognize the person below? That's you!

[Eric July @EricDJuly]

Saying this is just finally “real competition” is a cop out. The US picked the wrong day to play their worst game. That’s the worst I’d ever seen from Dest.

Belgium isn’t even playing particularly well either. Which makes this more embarrassing

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

Place him on the golden throne and sacrifice 1000 libtards a day to sustain him so that he may protect the great American empire for eternity

[John Carpenter @TheHorrorMaster]

As you may have heard, “The Thing” has been added to the Library of Congress. We made the movie to push against the edges of what we could pull off, and it carries that strain in its bones. Seeing it now treated with the same care and reverence we had making it means a great deal to me and everyone who brought it to life.

I especially want to remember TK Carter, who brought heart and humor into that desolate, frozen place and should be standing here with us today sharing in this recognition. 

Thank you to everyone who continues to keep it alive.

[umru @umru_]

Our focus has always been on creating a global network of Spheres

[Max Bay @choice_fielder]

I've spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn't actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.

[Donjuneer @DungeonDungeon_]

@AlfiFromToasty LAND