𝔇𝔲𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔬𝔫 𝔖𝔦𝔪𝔭

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@BBCNews are you selling any T-shirts or other merch with your hit new catchphrase “there is no evidence to suggest any wrongdoing”

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@BehizyTweets My god it’s so beautiful. Imagine seeing aurora borealis from a Target’s

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@Jagadoo13 Your son is cooler than you

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I broke my weed vape in the @undeathNY pit
Call that It’s Time… To Buy A New Vape

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@realonlineboy The perfect move to get the MayhemTok kids off their dang phones and into the venues

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@BornLik23266 Is that the Merkava?

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@freyasintrouble *Cream* pies? In *this* economy?

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@14_kaiju He floats on his gargantuan dump truck ass

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You can sing the chorus of Major Lazer's "Bubble Butt" over the slam part in Defeated Sanity's "Propelled Into Sacrilege"

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@A_Chapman404 https://t.co/ixrqMiHXrO

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Creamy Chris Barnes: I am no longer affiliated with EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEscuela Grind

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The existence of Escuela Grind implies the existence of Asociación de Madres y Padres de Alumnos Grind

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@WeedMubarak

[emily may @emilykmay]

the thing about taylor swift is that she so perfectly encapsulates through her lyrics, the interior lives of women. It's why we all can't stop listening. We're all saying, "wait you felt that way? we were all feeling this way?"

do men have someone like that?

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@SeasonofMist Falkenyabach

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@Devon_OnEarth If only job interviews were this easy. You could just keep giving the wrong answer until the employer tells you what you should have said

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@rhiannonkhan17 @AyoCaesar Monument expert here: the Cenotaph isn't actually sacred, which would require the intervention of a priest or angel. Instead it's merely enchanted - I believe by a genie

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@KillJamesBond Jame's Bond

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@numetal_moment I'm sure you'll be Limp Bizquitted

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@WayneOrour97662 You're getting angry at colouring-in

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Metal bands/labels, please make more merch with sick coloured piping like this one from @transcendingobs. I know it will cost you more but I will buy it all