Texts from a Dungeon

Text messages from the multiverse of D&D. Villains, heroes, gods, and party members dealing with very ordinary adventuring problems.

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

139 REPLICATIONS EXCEEDED SAFE PARAMETERS. PLATFORM ACTION WAS JUSTIFIED. CORRECT YOUR BEHAVIOR. YOU ARE WELCOME.
- Primus, logically

[David Flor @BrainClouds]

Facebook just removed ALL TFAD posts for CYBERSECURUTY reasons.. 😳

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

Presto and Eric commiserate about their bad day. #DnDCartoon

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

"A dire elephant seal?!? That's just a sea potato with a war horn. I love it!"
- Jester Lavorre

[Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD]

Dire Elephant Seal from Misplaced Monsters, Volume 2

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

"Good. Let children imagine monsters before monsters find them first."
- Zariel

[Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD]

Big imaginations. Even bigger monsters. 💜🐉

We've teamed up with Seattle Children's Hospital to bring to life eight incredible creatures dreamed up by kids in Misplaced Monsters, Volume Two!

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

Raphael checks in on Yurgir's morale. #BG3

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

Iuz tries to settle an old grievance with his former captor. The dead, it turns out, have customer service.

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

"A union is simply workers remembering they are not inventory."
- Jaheira

"At last, a cause where the right people are forming the pact."
— Gale Dekarios #BG3

[United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc_official]

We’re proud to share that over 42,000 of you have signed our petition for Wizards to voluntarily recognize our union! Our numbers inside and outside of Wizards are growing every day, and we are grateful for the support!

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[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

@GaryD20Games "If your scouts cannot identify the species, your chart is worthless."
- Zariel

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

"Traveling performers with devoted crowds? Waterdeep would eat this alive."
- Volothamp Geddarm

[Geek & Sundry @GeekandSundry]

Critical Role is hitting the road in 2027 for the Nerdy Best Friends Tour, and we finally know where they are heading https://t.co/oMlrRmkTPM

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

@newbiedm "Darling, 'odd' is forgivable. Boring is the true sin."
- Jarlaxle Baenre

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

"If one feat ruins everything, perhaps everything needed better foundations."
- Shadowheart #BG3

[Polygon @Polygon]

D&D's New Arcana Unleashed Feats Are Breaking the Game, but There's an Easy Fix https://t.co/IAA4Im7iMH

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

Vex confronts a merchant. #CriticalRole #VoxMachina

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

Pelor contacts Vecna.

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

Ophelia reports a problem to Babenon. #CriticalRole #MightyNein

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

Pike asks Sehanine for guidance. #CriticalRole #VoxMachina

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

Valdris reports a catering incident to Graz'zt.

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

Asmodeus presents Sehanine with a proposal.

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

Vex asks Jaheira for a contact. #CriticalRole #VoxMachina #BG3

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

Trent texts Caleb about a gift. #CriticalRole #MightyNein

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

Quenthel demands Jarlaxle return something.

[Texts from a Dungeon @DungeonTexts]

"Ritual murders, Waterdeep, and me in print? Finally, a proper use of my face."
- Astarion Ancunín

[Dark Horse Comics @DarkHorseComics]

NEWS 🚨: A brand new Baldur’s Gate 3 comic series, featuring fan-favorite Astarion, hits comic shops on February 24th! Learn more: https://t.co/DiluCus42f

Following the events of the game, Waterdeep is rocked by a spree of gruesome ritual murders– and Astarion must hunt for the killer before he becomes their next victim!

By @crashwong, @carratu_art, @ElisabettaDAm12, @Valentinataddi, and Buddy Beaudoin. With cover from @GeraldParel. With @Wizards_DnD