Dungeons And Donalds

The beauty of me is that I’m very good at role playing. Fake posts!

[Dungeons And Donalds @DungeonsDonald]

[A note from the DM] I haven’t posted much on this account for years now, but I have a big favor to ask: I’m self-publishing a children’s, THE LESSER LEGENDS, and hope you will check out the Amazon pre-sale page. 1/6

https://t.co/PcJIJVCCBM

[Tyler of the Hill @Tylerhill___]

Looking for the perfect T-shirt to get you in the Halloween Spirit? I've put the Pumpkin Smasher Basher onto a T-shirt (and other apparel). Celebrate the season & Trick or Treaters know they should leave your Jack O'Lantern alone all with one shirt!
https://t.co/MOz4zKOXTn

[Tyler of the Hill @Tylerhill___]

BOOK PUBLISH DAY! The Lesser Legends is no longer for "pre-sale" just for sale! For those of you who have pre-ordered a copy, hopefully they will be whisking through the mail to you shortly! A couple of quick notes: (1/5)

[Tyler of the Hill @Tylerhill___]

Hey everyone! Here is Something to remind you that my self-published book, The Lesser Legends, goes on sale tomorrow! Today is the last day to pre-order at https://t.co/RqmtdAEYgQ!

Feel free to Share this post, to spread the word about Something. Thans for the support!

[Dungeons And Donalds @DungeonsDonald]

I BELIEVE THAT D&D IS THE GREATEST & “HOTTEST” FORM, SYSTEM, & PLATFORM OF ROLE-PLAYING IN AMERICA, & INDEED THE WORLD, TODAY. THAT’S WHY I USE IT — THERE IS NOTHING THAT COMES EVEN CLOSE!!!

[Dungeons And Donalds @DungeonsDonald]

I think that Crooked Tyler Hill is not only dumb and incompetent, I believe he has gone MAD, a stark raving Lunatic, with his HORRIBLE REPUPOSING OF THIS ACCOUNT TO SELL HIS LESSER LEGENDS BOOK PROJECT. HE IS A MENTAL CATASTROPHE THAT IS LEADING THIS ACCOUNT TO HELL!

6/6 End.

[Dungeons And Donalds @DungeonsDonald]

[A note from the DM] I haven’t posted much on this account for years now, but I have a big favor to ask: I’m self-publishing a children’s, THE LESSER LEGENDS, and hope you will check out the Amazon pre-sale page. 1/6

https://t.co/PcJIJVCCBM

[Dungeons And Donalds @DungeonsDonald]

Finally! If you buy a copy (& enjoy it) please write a review on the website you bought it through or on Goodreads. It would be great to hear your thoughts & will help others learn about THE LESSER LEGENDS! I can't thank you enough! Oh, and if you need more encouragment:
5/6

[Tyler of the Hill @Tylerhill___]

If the UK leaving the EU was Brexit, what does that make people leaving Twitter over its new branding?

[Dungeons And Donalds @DungeonsDonald]

Secret. This is secret information. Look, look at this.

*Raises Dungeon Master screen.*

[Dungeons And Donalds @DungeonsDonald]

Did someone say "political Dungeons and Dragons"?

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

It is time for political Dungeons and Dragons to end. The justice department's "Target letter" to Donald Trump tells him that it is ending soon.

To paraphrase Gene Wilder in "Blazing Saddles," you have to remember who Donald Trump is; because of his inability to use anything other than blunt force, he only appeals to simple people, people of the land, the common clay of our nation — you know, morons.

Donald Trump represents the worst in American politics. He represents the destruction of cohesion and the ascendancy of dunces — elected officials incapable of holding any job outside of Washington and determined to keep their power by manipulating voters through gerrymandering, rhetoric, voter suppression and fear.

They are incapable of any more thought more rational than primal, brutal instinct — the urge to drive you into a corral while spewing venom. These people Donald Trump brought to power are the Demogorgon. Their inability to be subtle, whether in word or deed, is the easiest way to identify them.

My piece in salon:
https://t.co/Ny3m6D4Ksj

[Tyler of the Hill @Tylerhill___]

This morning, my brain has been obsessing over the idea of Elon Degeneres. A mash-up alternate timeline where the World's Richest Man spends $44 billion to create an afternoon talk show, rather than destroy Twitter. Anyhow, here's a mash-up photo I made, just to shut my brain up.

[Tyler of the Hill @Tylerhill___]

I used to think I was unpopular in High School, but I'm now I'm just convinced that reality's algorithm is messed up.

[Immortan_Musk @ImmortanMusk]

🛡️ VAL HAL LA 🛡️

[Immortan_Musk @ImmortanMusk]

Some nights ...

[Immortan_Musk @ImmortanMusk]

Should I step down as head of the Citadel? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Dungeons And Donalds @DungeonsDonald]

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! My official Donald Trump Magic Trading Card is here!

[Immortan_Musk @ImmortanMusk]

My pronouns are Your/Redeemer