@XanderhalTV Seeing a lot of people with trend-jumping poland flags wish someone was dead for having the audacity to disagree with them, not a good look
Wizarding academy seeks new students for lessons in EROTIC SORCERY. Learn to animate your broom and stir your cauldron. Saucy scrolls and raunchy rituals. Spells to amaze and disturb your party. #DungeonsandDragons#dnd#ADULTlearning#BigbysGraspingHand
Elf seeking human for EnviroDom. Tie me up with your industrious human hands and waste paper. Tell me about how no one in your village recycles until I can’t take any more. Litter on me.
#DungeonsandDragons#dnd#TapMyForest#FellMyTree
Skeleton seeks paired Necromancer and skeleton for unholy threesome. You, ambitious, preferably high level. Me, an actual skeleton. Let’s make so much graveyard commotion that the nearby village sends adventurers to investigate. #dnd#DungeonsAndDragons#RattleMyBone#Fundead
Orc seek Goblin to toil in mine, fire arrow badly at adventurer, maybe more. Sort me skulls and then dance Goblin dance for me. Me big, strong Orc, many kills. You, puny Goblin. Come to Krug cave, get place REAL filthy. #DungeonsandDragons#dnd#GreenerIsMeaner#WhatsHeGoblin