HEAR YE, HEAR YE!! OOMFS GATHER ROUND, I PRESENT TO YOU MY MAGNUM OPUS:
A VARIANT LIST FOR ONE ROBERT ROBERTSON III, AKA #mechaman ! take my blood, sweat, and tears, and ask me for nothing more. i’ve forged greatness, now i must rest.
YALL ARENT FUCKIN READY FOR THE GOD DAMN MASTERPIECE OF A VARIANT LIST IVE CREATED !!! I WILL DROP IT IN THE MORNING BUT IM A FUCKIN GENIUS THAT UNDERSTANDS ROBERT ROBERTSON III LIKE NO ONE ELSE ON THIS GOD FOR SAKEN PLANET!!!!!! #dispatch
@gayixis@omgahgase i’m CRYINNNNNNG esp because i hc sam as trans constantly so the mental image of his trans son doin this to him when he’s like “now i know you know damn well,”
@tmuxvim@GianmarcoSoresi it IS but if it tastes the same i fear i dont care enough bc ive side eyed every garlic sauce after working in a NY style pizzaria for a few years, and i always preferred the fake stuff to what we’d do,
did anyone else who fell asleep to music before starting adhd meds need to switch to falling asleep to something like a podcast after starting adhd meds. like i’ll slowly go insane if i do music but if it’s people talking it kills me to sleep like story tapes i used to have???
@blearyeyedlamb only diet culture can shield your mind this much i fear. this reeks of a bone thin mom that chooses diet foods over anything. like the kinda mom you saw in the 2000’s
something objectively medically concerning is happening with my chest atm and i really should tell my nurse mom about it but i truly do hate talking about my body so much. it’s Gonna Happen but man. i mean like this is either Nothing or The Very Bad Thing™️ so wish me luck ig,
@milfsyuri@cuckclops it’s stuff like this and finding out how many kids he both has and has adopted it’s like “put! the dick! away!” but i ship him with so many people also so im a perpetrator in this as well, canon be fucked,
brennan lee mulligan saying his favorite food are apples (those are my fav fruit) then promptly saying he developed an allergy to them is my worst nightmare bc once again we’re similar and it makes me fake mad but then TRAGEDY?? if i couldn’t eat apples id cry,
something weird that i don’t hate is that alcohol didn’t sound even remotely nice to help, what i wanted (and still want) is to pound a huge energy drink and be high as fuck, neither of which is truly possible but hey. difference is difference!
let it be known that days like today are why i’ve never made any kind of “x days since ____” for ANYTHING because one thing about me is i will do a bad thing that only harms me before i blow up at anyone, especially nowadays. simply the only way and i shoulda done this sooner
The concept of Zira being the moon and Miss being the earth and Zira hovered around her because before Aika, Miss was their only friend at the time.... MY MIND GUYS MY MIND
#idwtbamg#pppidwtbamg