Joel The Human Giraffe

I’m a human giraffe who believes everyone should mind their own fucking business. Also, I'm an idiot, you've been warned.

[Joel The Human Giraffe @DunkAChunk]

https://t.co/Wmwf14aQz9

My good friend has just been diagnosed with Leukemia out of the blue. I know I don’t have much of a following here but anyone who sees this if they could throw a couple Pennie’s his way I’d be forever in your debt!!!!

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Francisco Liriano

That guy rocked.

[Joel The Human Giraffe @DunkAChunk]

@StoolMintzy You’re the most brave person I’ve ever seen; can i buy you a private stretch hummer back to your home?

[Joel The Human Giraffe @DunkAChunk]

@TheMaineWonk Trash

[Joel The Human Giraffe @DunkAChunk]

@sunrisemvmt I bet you all vote democrat which immediately makes your point invalid

[Joel The Human Giraffe @DunkAChunk]

@FBGreatMoments Jermaine Wiggins/Byron Chamberlain/Visanthe Shiancoe

[Joel The Human Giraffe @DunkAChunk]

@DylanTweetin If you could do your math; as the public schools taught us, that would do wonders to help anyone with a brain to get on board with this

[Joel The Human Giraffe @DunkAChunk]

@NortonMpls Seriously; who is paying you? Also, why did every other major metropolitan area return to pre-pandemic patterns except for this one?

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

Marco Rubio Preparing to Blockade a Critical Trade Route https://t.co/E7Pa4Zp9yN

[Joel The Human Giraffe @DunkAChunk]

Who is Mike being paid by? It’s not the left because he’s disparaging the precious central media. It’s most definitely not the right. @NortonMpls care to answer?

[Mike Norton @NortonMpls]

Blaming a few bike lanes in Minneapolis for the national shift to remote work causing the decline of daily traffic in central business districts is just embarrassingly naive.

The Star Tribune dilutes the reputation of its journalism by publishing bullshit editorials like this.

[Joel The Human Giraffe @DunkAChunk]

@Josef_Yoey @RapSheet @ESPNBooger What the hell do you think the rest of corporate America/politicians do 🤣🤣🤣

[Joel The Human Giraffe @DunkAChunk]

@HarleyPlays And you’re from Canada

[Joel The Human Giraffe @DunkAChunk]

This guy got cucked by his own party when he should had been the people’s choice in 2016 but yeah, let’s talk about no kings

[Jeremy Slevin @jeremyslevin]

Crowds as far as the eye can see for Bernie Sanders in Minnesota.

[Joel The Human Giraffe @DunkAChunk]

Democracy would allowing your party to vote who they’d like to be candidate for president instead of just having one chosen for them

[Keith Ellison @keithellison]

Tomorrow, Minnesotans will come together once again.

Not out of fear, but out of courage, community, and a belief that our democracy belongs to all of us.

No Kings. I’ll see you there.

[Joel The Human Giraffe @DunkAChunk]

Those people on the right column would never see a cent of that money

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Today, I'm introducing my wealth tax — and more than 50 members of Congress are joining me.

It’s time for the government to start working for American families, not just the ultra-rich.

[Joel The Human Giraffe @DunkAChunk]

Verbatim

[Toniemcee @toniemcee]

Mi sueño más tranquilo cuando tengo algo importante que hacer al día siguiente:

[Joel The Human Giraffe @DunkAChunk]

You could also say the same for government

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️

Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.

[Joel The Human Giraffe @DunkAChunk]

@SnellSZN Lived there for 15 years. Had my car broken into 5 times, mom had her purse stolen in broad daylight while working in the front garden. Watched countless stolen cars being swerved around with zero action from police. Stopped a car theft right next to me in a lot, and that’s in NE

[Joel The Human Giraffe @DunkAChunk]

If y’all like scopolamine, this is your spot!

[Stuff Worth Seeing @StuffWorthSee]

Night street view in Cartagena - Colombia 🇨🇴

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[Joel The Human Giraffe @DunkAChunk]

@DomClare These aren’t even touchdowns

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@NortonMpls Where was this anger/energy with Glen Taylor…oh, that’s right