Dunk On Dad

Hey dad... BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!

[Dunk On Dad @DunkOnDad]

The 💯 thing about 3-year olds... Once you think you have the answer, they change the question. #Rowdy

[Dunk On Dad @DunkOnDad]

@yeahfinesure Elon needs to get DUNKED ON!

[Dunk On Dad @DunkOnDad]

#DunkedOn

[Kids Getting Hurt @KidsGettinHurt]

Catch! (via/Joseph Ferrara)

[Dunk On Dad @DunkOnDad]

Wifey: I'm with child
Me: You're with child?
Wifey: I'm having an affair.
Me: Oh thank God it's not mine.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

My 3 year old asked how long he had to wait until he could stop listening to me. I told him he had to listen to me for the rest of his life. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I'll listen to you for the rest of YOUR life." Toddlers are cold-blooded, man.

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

Three days into a week at the beach with our kids, my wife referred to the trip as “grueling.”

In case you’re considering taking a family vacation.

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

My kid fucking complains about having pizza for dinner.

Parenting is straight trash.

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

*snuggling with my 4yo*

Me: I love you, buddy. Do you know that?

4yo: (insanely annoyed) OH MY GOD OF COURSE I KNOW IT YOU TELL ME ALL THE TIME WHY DO YOU SAY IT SO MUCH STOP IT!

Kids are great.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

The first rule of passive aggressive club is...

You know what, nevermind. It’s fine.

[Dunk On Dad @DunkOnDad]

@NFL honestly, I don't miss the fans...

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Credit: @thedad
#DunkOnDad

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#DunkedOn

[The Dad @thedad]

My wife finally acknowledged I’m the only one who knows how to properly load the dishwasher so I do it every night and ok I may have been hoodwinked.

[Dunk On Dad @DunkOnDad]

https://t.co/NHXDyp1Puh

[The Dad @thedad]

How I take my coffee

-cream
-sugar
-reheated three separate times because my kids think I’m a short-order cook at a diner
-fun mug

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.

My doctor says it's terminal.

[Dunk On Dad @DunkOnDad]

He's on fire! 🔥

[The Dad @thedad]

“Ya just don’t drink, ya Dunkabroos!”
https://t.co/g7nlfMtHjx

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Are you ready to #DunkOnDad?!?

[Shelby Forman | UGC Creator @shelbyeforman]

IG Story Mistakes:
1) Sharing without intention
2) making it perfect...not valuable
3) not using stories... to tell stories.
@tylerjmccall #SMMW19