Dunkin’ DAOnuts (🍩,🍩)

web3 VC shitposting anonymously on twitter // ex-JPG Morgan analyst // wagmi // decentralized memes

[Dunkin’ DAOnuts (🍩,🍩) @DunkinDAOnuts]

Them: “Name a few use cases for web3”

Web3 bros:

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@exec_sum

[Exec Sum @exec_sum]

BREAKING: President Trump just signed an executive order to establish a “Strategic Bitcoin Reserve”

The reserve will be capitalized with Bitcoin owned by the federal government that was forfeited as part of criminal or civil asset forfeiture proceedings

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When your friend is driving 110 MPH and starts saying “I was a millionaire last month brooooo. I should’ve taken profits instead of posting screenshots of my Phantom wallet”

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Every time

[litquidity @litcapital]

Enron is either going to make a legendary comeback to the S&P 500 or launch a billion dollar memecoin

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Nephew wasn’t too thrilled about 1,000 $HAWKTUAH tokens for Christmas

[litquidity @litcapital]

Hedge fund managers will raise billions and hire teams of Ivy League grads just to underperform degen 14 year olds trading Fartcoin in their mom’s basements

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@litcapital Number go up

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Number 4 is clearly wrong. The ladies LOVE that

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BREAKING: The UAE announced that it will eliminate taxes on all crypto transactions 🇦🇪

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Sounds about right

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This is insane

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@_Mnooper @pikacap Where would you go?

[Foot Guns (-3,-3) @Foot_Guns]

@CryptoKaleo @DunkinDAOnuts

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NFT bros are down catastrophic. No bitches, no money, no dance moves 😭😭😭�

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Nobody:

Crypto bros on Valentine’s Day: “Hey man, are you going to Solana Hack Day today?”