BREAKING: President Trump just signed an executive order to establish a “Strategic Bitcoin Reserve”
The reserve will be capitalized with Bitcoin owned by the federal government that was forfeited as part of criminal or civil asset forfeiture proceedings
When your friend is driving 110 MPH and starts saying “I was a millionaire last month brooooo. I should’ve taken profits instead of posting screenshots of my Phantom wallet”
Hedge fund managers will raise billions and hire teams of Ivy League grads just to underperform degen 14 year olds trading Fartcoin in their mom’s basements