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What if the things you think you love about Canada are really just things you love about Alberta?#albertaindependence #cdpoli

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@LexsWorld @greg_scott84 Woman gives birth to her fifth child while addicted to and on drugs. Has previous four taken away be child protective services. Those are the circumstances.

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@Martyupnorth Once you realize how significant government expenditures are in the GDP calculation, you now know why we will never see another contraction during @MarkJCarney 's term.

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@GumptionAndCo One side is not committing genocide but they could. The other side would commit genocide in a heartbeat if they could, but fortunately they can't.

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@ABDanielleSmith Danielle, where are you going? A High Speed Rail announcement is always a strong beginning of the end indicator. Line the pockets of your key supporters for the 39th study of the same project on your way out the door? Don't tell me you've become JT with his ALTO deal?

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@cspotweet The only good thing about the Chinese taking over Canada is we will never have to hear from these Escalade Chiefs again. Of course we will all be placed in Uyghur-style work camps at that point but you have to take your blessings when you get them.

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@sarobertson_ I guarantee this clown will never ban Lysol and Listerine

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@intell59 @natnewswatch Got any other cool anecdotes?

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@natnewswatch

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@FoodProfessor

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@NasticJim1 @IndJewishVoices @MarkJCarney Damn Jews - how dare they want their own homeland - where are the poor muslims going to live?

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@Martyupnorth Come on Marty it's only a technical recession. A real recession needs jobs losses, high unemployment, high inflation, lack of outside investment, businesses closing, few new business start-ups - Oh Shit!

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@Sampson_JoelA @IndJewishVoices @atRachelGilmore @MarkJCarney

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@IndJewishVoices @MarkJCarney My breakfast BLT was more Jewish than whatever made-up organization this is.

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@creator_dude @LauraBabcock I'm sorry, what research am I missing? Do you have some top secret evidence that Canada would be financially stronger without Alberta?

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@creator_dude @LauraBabcock Nice cherry pick. Now do per capita, now do Quebec, now do the Maritimes. The rest of CAN thinks AB is a bunch of polluting, racist, hillbillies - why would you want us stay? Because on any meaningful financial measure, we lift way above our weight, and CAN would be fucked w/o us

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@creator_dude @LauraBabcock Of course and obviously.

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Patiently waiting for our one-of-a-kind, Super Economist PM @MarkJCarney to explain how we aren't really in a recession....

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@FBIHouston Canada is 20 years away from a "John Smith" getting arrested and everyone saying that doesn't sound like a Canadian guy.