Dunnes Cust Care not

Fake & Parody Customer Care which is 2nd to none at being totally insensitive to customers needs Not affiliated in any way to our great Irish institution.

[Tony Connelly @tconnellyRTE]

Letter from Irish Ambassador to the UK: “Brexit, not the protocol, challenges Good Friday Agreement”https://t.co/tNLhZHrfdA

[Dunnes Cust Care not @DunnesStoresCC]

@daughteroftheai @CaoimhinFachtna @Brianosully @dunnesstores Wind your neck in Cara.

[Dunnes Cust Care not @DunnesStoresCC]

Santa says no Christmas 🎅 🎄 🤶😂

[Brian @Brianosully]

Had a santa visit booked for myself , the mrs and the young fella for 16th of December in dunnes stores in Cork City. Just got an email to say that you need to be fully jabbed to enter. No problem with the rest of the building Just that floor? Absolutely disgusted. #Nonsense

[Dunnes Cust Care not @DunnesStoresCC]

@CaoimhinFachtna @Brianosully @dunnesstores Non-vaxxed are on Santa’s naughty list this year. Good luck with your more ‘accommodating’ Santa experience.

[Sarah @Sal_feeko]

Stephen Nolan and his team at BBC have edited this out of the playback of today's show. Just as well it was captured live, would be terrible if it was retweeted far and wide...

[Dunnes Cust Care not @DunnesStoresCC]

@woolleymurphy @dunnesstores @merrionstreet Shopping in Galway & Dublin during a global pandemic? I thought you had to stay in your county & going less than 5k Maybe things are different up on your high horse galloping around Ireland Madame We’re glad you won’t be calling again & please stay at home #COVID19ireland

[Dunnes Cust Care not @DunnesStoresCC]

@MrStimpmeter @dunnesstores Do gooder busy bodies like you are our core customer base so we’ll not make any derogatory or disparaging remarks about you overt nosiness.

[Dunnes Cust Care not @DunnesStoresCC]

@MotherBernadete @dunnesstores Don’t worry, those two are having a lockdown affair they use the changing rooms for sex. Obviously they fully adhere to the Covid guidelines, they don’t kiss, they wear masks and they don’t do it in the missionary or cowgirl position.

[Dunnes Cust Care not @DunnesStoresCC]

@SteveVanEekeren @MikeFordie @dpdireland There’s no record of Seamus driving the van as he’s paid cash as he’s going through a divorce and he doesn’t want the oul bag to get any money off him.

[Michael Forde 🇺🇦 @MikeFordie]

@dpdireland this how your driver delivered our @DunnesStoresCC order. Good thing we decided to leave dinner plates till next time. Will probably order them from someone with a different delivery partner.

[Dunnes Cust Care not @DunnesStoresCC]

@dpdireland @MikeFordie @DHLExpressIre @Postvox Ah Jesus boys is Seamus still driving for you? I thought we told you to get rid of that lazy bastard last year. That man broke more than he delivered & what he didn’t break he stole the shyster.

[Dunnes Cust Care not @DunnesStoresCC]

@ciarsybobs It’ll be there when you’re fully decomposed and the bad smell has gone.

[Dunnes Cust Care not @DunnesStoresCC]

Me burro es en fuego.

[Dunnes Cust Care not @DunnesStoresCC]

Send several more and you’ll still get no response. #MerryChristmas

[Dunnes Cust Care not @DunnesStoresCC]

@michelledwyer84 @dunnesstores We’re very busy. #MerryChristmas

[Dunnes Cust Care not @DunnesStoresCC]

@Meadhbh_Crowley @dunnesstores We’re busy. #MerryChristmas

[Dunnes Cust Care not @DunnesStoresCC]

@JKearney6 @dunnesstores Do you mean cock & collect? because if you do we think you have the wrong store. #MerryChristmas

[Dunnes Cust Care not @DunnesStoresCC]

@glenners811 @Aldi_Ireland @dunnesstores @TescoIrl If we sold the shitty wrapping paper they sell we’d make sure customers didn’t leave without it either let me tell ya tu. #MerryChristmas

[Dunnes Cust Care not @DunnesStoresCC]

@stephsophie91 @dunnesstores @Global_Hydrate Just fill your empties with tap water and drink less, you must never be off the bogs. #MerryChristmas

[Dunnes Cust Care not @DunnesStoresCC]

@Mimi1029237902 @dunnesstores When say you have to take it further how far do you mean. Are we talking Waterford or Cork?