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⃣ Introvert 🤨 Capricorn. ★ Cars and @WWE ‼ Does Aerobics 🤸🏽‍♂️ Athletics 🏃🏽‍ Karate and Kick Boxing 🥋 R.I.P Kgomotso ‍ 🕊

[∂ʊps bσy マーティン ❗ @Dupsboy_Martin]

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[🐾 @elsdawg]

how exactly was this conducted???

[Chello Rosé 🍷 @ChellyJellyBeen]

This lady at the gym asks me what age do I think she is. I said she looks 63. She gasps and said that she is 41. Now, why would you put me in that situation?

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Men do everything for themselves but I've not heard a man call himself an independent man😭😂😂

[MaNdosi🤍 @pngneli]

please go get your own degree singajwayelani kabi

[Tha Realist❤️‍🔥 @F3LO_G]

Nah. This wan off me😂😂😭💔

[Adaeze @Ada_mamasita]

If you’re dating someone and you can’t comfortably tell them 'I don’t have money for this right now' without feeling ashamed, you are in the wrong relationship. 🤷‍♀️

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

sounds like two people responsible and self-aware enough to know what they’re equipped to handle, and opted to avoid bringing a child into the world who would suffer and they would resent. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Do you guys remember when nickelodeon would shut down on earth day and have that blank screen telling us to go play outside..?

[Cassandra 🌺 @Casandrafaith25]

Haina comeback 💀😅

[Zach @zjfrank13]

So there’s this 7th letter of the alphabet

[naledii_m @naledii_mm]

When I remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

As a person who wants to go far in life, learn not to talk too much.

[Design Chief Priest @dnaijatechguy]

Toothache will send you back to your maker 😂

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Kids will get you locked up.

A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle.

So of course, they did their investigation.

Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Buying a house with my lunch money

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Intelligent people are harder to impress. they read intentions, not gestures.

[AKA @akaworldwide]

South Africa better wake the fuck up quick ... all that jokey jokey stuff is gonna kill you.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

He has no other choice but to become a rapper after this

[Warona @corrl1nks]

"This is English" might just be the greatest response ever

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

I also used to say I will never give women money.. ey sometimes you talk shit when you are broke