Durag LBJ

36th President of the United States || The Alumni of The Texas State University || Bag Earner || Jumbo Package Slammer

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In 1964 I signed the Equal Rights Act, so now everyone can catch these hands equally #BeatFork

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@MAGAMichelleS69 @micah_erfan Even if she did it is not a justifiable lethal use of force according to the department of justice

[𝙺𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝙳𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚎 @kdamp]

Great idea, @NicoleAuerbach! As I’ve said a million times, “nothing tastes better than a sandwich someone else makes for you.” I think the @Uncrustables bowl game should be played in San Marcos, TX! #Uncrustabowl!
🥪🥜🥣

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@Drexww @BarstoolTXST Don’t hate on your employer

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@OswaltTheAlpha @BobcatSicko I’d be mad too if I wasn’t know for my jumbo package

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@TroyTrojansFB do y’all make one that will fit my jumbo package?

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I also said something about a Jumbo Package

[Maroon&GoldEnjoyer @MaroonanGoldEnj]

While on his deathbed, President Lyndon B. Johnson was quoted as saying “I’d rather die today than spell cats with a K”

#BeatKat

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@TruscottJeff @85AcreVibes @txstplswin Yo Mama

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I can’t wait to see Sam Houston glazing my Jumbo Package, in honor of this I will erect a marble white statue on I-45 next to an existing one

[NBASAMBOY🟧⬜️ @Samville936]

@MaroonanGoldEnj @BobcatKeyBumps Worried enough to be commenting on our shit, just say you’re a fan and move on bum

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If the Bobcats go to the PAC-12 I’ll be so excited I might just invade Cuba #Pac12 #TxstXPac #txst

[Maroon&GoldEnjoyer @MaroonanGoldEnj]

CATS TO THE PAC
SPREAD THE WORD

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@MaroonanGoldEnj @CoachDaPrato

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This game is gonna have more public outcry from Sam than the Vietnam War

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15 day hate week starts now.

#BeatKat

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ASU is not ready for my jumbo package to glide across their face 😤🥶 #BeatFork

[Maroon&GoldEnjoyer @MaroonanGoldEnj]

I want that fork…

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@ralphamsden I Lyndon Ball-Knower Johnson, will slam my Johnson all over the asu defense.

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@BarstoolTXST @CBSSportsCFB @JoshPateCFB My Johnson should be ranked

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@HimJohnston So real

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Be at the game tomorrow or I will napalm your village. #BeatFork #TXST

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@bfitzinAR My Johnson is bigger!