Coach Randy Durant

Parody Account of the basketball coach at Keller High School. Not in anyway affliated with the real Randall Durant

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LeBron, Wade, and Bosh?
HELL NAH. The real big 3 is ME, Shabay, and Speaks.

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What ever happened to Coach Cox? #pussy

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Shabay > Speaks
#SorryBoutIt

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You think I'm done? Hell nah.
#BackToBackBitchez

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They give me un-athletic, slow white kids and I give them a district championship #StartedFromTheBottom #FuckYouBradley

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Damn it Kennedy, you're slower than molasses

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Damn, I could really use some Kenny in my life right about now. #misshisass

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John Wooden once said: "If you can shoot a wrench, you can shoot a ball." Now everyone grab a wrench and lets do some form shooting!!!

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IM BACK BITCHEZ.

P.S. You all better be running your 2 miles a day. Or else.

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First team dinner next year is gonna be at #chickfila and the bill is on me #WHITEAMERICA

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@Kevinmd34 hey you

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Thanks for the retweets Kenny. I miss my favorite player #AlwaysAndForever

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66 more days until the first day of school #countdown #ReadyToWhipSomePussiesIntoShape

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Now that Kenny has graduated I'm looking for a new favorite... Who wants it?!

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No happy father's day wishes yet? I thought I was a father figure to all of y'all... #disappointed

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@Kevinmd34 @alecbyrnez @tdot1218 @grantgiunta @bennastt @matt_murphyy @christian_g25 @quinnshoop1 first 5 to follow are JV starters next yr

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10-11 RD: "Shabay, $50 says neither Krueger nor Kennedy can run a 40-yard dash under 6 seconds" #TheBlur #BetMeBitch

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11-12 RD: "I'm so glad they cut the B-team this year... I was so tired of dealing with all those pussies" #WasteOfMyTime #NoPotential

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@QuinnShoop1 stop favoriting and follow your favorite coach. How bad do you want to be on varsity next year? #ShowMe

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09-10 RD: "If you have the ball and you don't pass to either Andy or Kenny during the possession: your ass is going to be on the pine" #favs