Tyler Durden

amateur satirist. occasional pessimist. politically incorrect. have at it. keep drinking. cheers.

[Tyler Durden @DurdenTyler26]

a woman can be drop dead 10/10 gorgeous but when she opens her mouth and she's a Scouser, everything just completely fell apart. what a let down. dick softs. love Liverpool FC, but the scouse accent is an ear sore.

[Daily Stoic @dailystoic]

"Think of yourself as dead. You have lived your life. Now take what's left and live it properly." — Marcus Aurelius

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

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[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

I’ve seen enough, it’s time to put Medieval MMA on the map 😤

[LFC Transfer Room @LFCTransferRoom]

🚨(🌕) | @RikElfrink: PSV Eindhoven are willing to break their transfer record to sign Sepp van den Berg from Liverpool this summer but would prefer for @LFC to lower their price demands ☎️🔜

[Anfield Sector @AnfieldSector]

[🟢] NEW: Liverpool are active behind the scenes and getting ready to accelerate.

[@FabrizioRomano YT]

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

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[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This girl just flashed kids?????

[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

👍 @KMbappe 👍
#WelcomeMbappé

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Eva Green in The Dreamers, 2003

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Leny Yoro was Liverpool's primary target for the defence, but they were convinced he only wanted to move to Spain.

(Source: @ChrisWheelerDM)

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Jürgen Klopp will NOT take the England job.

He's committed to having the full season off and does not intend to take any jobs.

(Source: @Plettigoal)

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨BREAKING: Luka Modrić is officially Real Madrid’s new Club Captain!

[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

✍️ #Modrić2025 ✍️

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 BREAKING: Leny Yoro is flying to the UK to undergo his Manchester United medical and complete an agreement on personal terms.

(Source: @David_Ornstein )

[LFC Transfer Room @LFCTransferRoom]

Considering reports say that Riccardo Calafiori’s move to Arsenal has ‘stalled’ — should @LFC step in and make a move?

[Anfield Edition | æ @AnfieldEdition]

🎖️| Leny Yoro is flying to the UK to undergo a medical and finalise personal terms with Manchester United. A deal is close. [@David_Ornstein]

That is absolutely embarrassing.

[Horror Orman @HorrorOrman]

The Amityville franchise is always on top.
Amityville Dollhouse (1996).
#LisaRobinKelly
#horror

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Please help me find this woman:

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

Things are HAPPENING at the RNC this week 🔥

[Anfield Sector @AnfieldSector]

This isn't a knock on RG btw.