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[KD @Durhminick]

This has been a very special Father’s Day!

[David @_davinchee]

British people will have a tiny road, divide said tiny road and still parallel park on both sides of the road. Crazy!

[KD @Durhminick]

@goskiz0 Very true. My office got me an iPad and I barely use it. It’s been a decor in my workspace.

[Pico 🎈 @Piicools]

getting a daughter will have you loosing gangsta points daily 😂

[Elliot @elliot_solution]

Before you sign any document, take a picture of the blank pages too.

People add things after signatures.

This is common.

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Life between accepted new offer letter & joining date

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

Being an adult is just constantly getting blindsided by an unexpected bill right when you think you've found some equilibrium

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Please marry the woman who’s the softest, kindest cutie pie to you and leave these military generals for Kratos.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Distinction Between Guts and Balls

Guts:
Coming home late after a night out with the boys, being met at the door by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask,
“Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

Balls:
Coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying,
“You’re next, Chubby.”

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death. 💀

[Kari @KariDaniels]

One thing I learned working remote, the Sunday Scaries are erased by at least 80%.

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

First in my bloodline to read this sentence.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The air in the mornings of field trips use to hit different😭😭

[Miles Commodore @miles_commodore]

In the middle of the night my wife said she heard a sound downstairs and asked me to go check it out. That’s fine, protecting the house is what I’m supposed to do.

I got a little suspicious when she said bring up a cold bottled water when you come back.

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

When she is showing you attitude and ignoring you:

[KD @Durhminick]

I thought 2024 was awesome, 2025 turned out much better. Can only imagine what 2026 has to offer!

[KD @Durhminick]

Two years ago, a dear friend of mine introduced me to Apostle Selman’s teachings, and since then my life has not been the same.

God bless you forever Kevwe!

[Banned Vids @VidsBanned]

This video accurately describes my nights

[KD @Durhminick]

@Mo_Sznn ‘Hodor…Hold door! Hold door!!!’

[ℤ𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕙𝕦! @zee_zhu_]

Once you learn how to play FIFA very well, you go realise say pes na rubbish