Eric Durigan

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

Dwayne

[moonchild💫 @moonchild23580]

Gun to your head, name a rock

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

Adobe's the blockbuster of this decade. If you get the yearly plan for $40/month and then decide to actually cancel a month later, you'd be required to pay 50% of the remaining yearly plan- meaning you'd have to pay $220 just to cancel. Your greed will be your downfall @Adobe

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

20 likes and I'll eat Reid's hamburger helper

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

Rollie pollies have eyes so you know which way they're facing. There's no way those little dots aren't just cosmetic.

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

Butterfingers

[` @schiz04renic]

Name an addiction worse than alcohol and drugs.

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

I asked my spider, "What's for dinner?"
It looked me dead in the eyes and said,
"Search the web."

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

Wish I had a forest of Butterfingers behind my house

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

The most fun pair of shoes I've ever had..AND it was a status symbol...jeez. Gotta bring 'em back

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

Heely's were the best shoe, prove me wrong

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

Thats something I've been wrestling with today

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

If Extra Virgin Olive Oil exists, I'm staying far away from whatever they did to the traditional stuff.

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

They made Virgin Olive Oil, and decided - not pure enough

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

Maybe that's how we distinguish humans from humanoids, once material science blurs the line between the two: make them without belly buttons! 🤯

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

Reid didn't watch Kyle XY, growing up. Explains a lot.

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

Growing up is realizing Kyle XY was actually a sci fi

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

Wish Heely's were still in

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

@elonmusk Horrible! My engagement has never been worse!

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

magnets are so satisfying. I have a whole bunch of mini circular magnets that I fidget with. Would make for a great fidget toy.

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

The willpower im applying to not eat Reid's cookies

[Eric Durigan @DuriganEric]

Mayo ad
Grilled ham and cheese- Person makes it with butter and somebody goes, "you make your grilled ham & cheese with butter?!" Chaos erupts. Then a saint delivers mayo grilled ham & cheeses- crispy bites

Making a grilled cheese with butter is good. Made with mayo is better.