ShipVirgin

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation

[Aaron Torres @Aaron_Torres]

Minnesota beat Michigan earlier today, and this might the best postgame locker room video I've ever seen 😲�

[Herb Kirkstreit @THE_OSU]

Watching Michigan lose every week

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Family will be horrified when I pull this one out at the turkey bowl on Thanksgiving

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

The nerve to throw your hands up after you whipped it out and peed has me crying😭

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

me at the sushi restaurant after one sake bomb and a california roll i ate with a fork

[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

Oh so what now guys can’t help a friend with a jellyfish sting?

[Garcia @GarciaCap]

My HOA is gonna be so pissed

[Matt Gutridge @BuckeyeStatsFB]

If my research is correct, Jamir Perez is the heaviest Ohio State player to ever score a touchdown:

[NFL @NFL]

Buccaneers, QB Baker Mayfield agree to a three-year, $165M extension. (via @RapSheet, @AdamSchefter)

[Brian Fagan @bdfagan]

Remarkable statistic:

Prior to Western Michigan, college football teams were 110,352 - 0 when leading after the end of regulation, dating back to 1869.

[Josh Queipo @JoshQueipo_NFL]

Great outcome for Vita.

Add in his $18M owed this year and the effective deal is 2/$48M at a $24M effective APY.

That's a fair market value for the whole deal. The flashy new money APY is quite the number!

[dart @poordart]

POV: Robo-Baal visiting your house after criticizing israel on twitter

[I Only Follow Bottoms (Original) 💖🔥 @Ravenger___]

POV: You’re being saved from a wildfire in 2032

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

Totally understandable.

After a long, grueling offseason of SEC practices, Alabama was gassed in Week 1.

[Hoody @TheHoody27]

Fewest Tracked Career Drops for Ohio State. (Min. 2+ Seasons as Starter)

Michael Thomas: 5 drops on 115 Targets

Garrett Wilson: 6 drops on over 200 career targets

Marvin Harrison Jr.: 8 dropped passes on 254 targets

Jeremiah Smith holds the record for the most efficient season of ball security in school history. 2024, he was targeted 105 times, dropped 1 pass

[Matt @iamnotmattt]

Jesus Christ, AppleTV. Chill out with these insane stats!

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Elmo at Travis Kelce’s bachelor party:

[Caroline Siede @CarolineSiede]

Single dad monarchs who just want to play with their model cities and not deal with their opinionated daughters

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

Let’s reminisce on his 6 receptions, 192 yards, 2 touchdown day against the Wolverines in 2018

[The Angel 🖤🇨🇦 @Angel_150913]

In Alberta news, some crazy fucker breaks a world record driving off our local waterfall. Shout out to Dusty Friesen and his boat named Dent.