Sal

Puppy connoisseur

[Sal @DurtyBert]

Why this minion look like Edna from The Incredibles

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Marijuana? No thanks, I’m already high on sleep deprivation

[Sal @DurtyBert]

“Oh him? He wouldn’t harm a fly...

...physically”

Me: hey fly ur legs look fat in that exoskeleton

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FINALLY they’re coming out with a realistic Taken movie

[NFL @NFL]

Never forget how dominant Sean Taylor was.

#RIPSeanTaylor https://t.co/SadHUhVaqY

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Don’t 👏 say 👏 you 👏 like 👏 country 👏 if 👏 you 👏 don’t 👏 know 👏 who 👏 this 👏 is 👏

[Sal @DurtyBert]

When you pass your friend the aux cord and they play anything but the Shrek 2 soundtrack

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Dude twitter blows I'm out

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Buy me a hat from goodwill so I know it's real

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New business idea: I'm gonna start making braille paintings

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@Mike_Schaner dude that's fucking sick

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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

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@BasedLanglois @RIliescu15 @Drew_Castleman @pwayerle watch out dog he got dem sockem' boppers

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@Drew_Castleman @pwayerle the only thing you should be mentioning is your need for weight loss

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#blessed

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Goldfish are great. Sometimes I get really drunk and yell at them, but in the morning it's like they don't even remember

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Looking for notable people from SP on Wikipedia. What the hell hahaha

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Dad said I was good this year so he took me to see Santa!

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Hand sanitizer kills 99.9% of germs. The other .1% stays alive to tell all the other germs what happens when you go on hands

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Feels good to be back in the original colonies, baby