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(Caseohs gas station)

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Heard about some crimes in the area being carried out by a man only described as "5'10, 450lbs and wearing a blue hoodie" making sure to keep an eye on the place.. especially that manager... 🔍

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@CaseohsGasGrocs He's doing his best 😒.

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@caseohsdustbowl Totally weren't investigating the place🥱

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Another day. Another burglary. Today one of our officers was on a routine patrol when he drove up on the manager of cases gas station (case) breaking into a car in the parking lot. Unfortunately in the officer who drove up with distracting with his phone and wasn't able to notice

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@policemancaseoh @JackedGuyCaseOh Unfortunate. Make sure to take some days off of work. We can't keep getting reports of you being intoxicated on the job.. 😮‍💨🙏🏻

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Citizens report: We alongside the health department are investigating @CaseOh__ and his gas station for their brand new addition of showers. This photo was taken by an anonymous customer. His lawyer / employee says they aren't commenting on this incident.

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@JackedGuyCaseOh @policemancaseoh We're working on it. Currently @policemancaseoh is drunk..🤦🏻‍♂️

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@Santa_CaseohGas @CaseOh__ Unfortunately yes. He wasn't able to hear his yelling. He did report the absolutely massive crater in the cars hood from caseoh trying to jump over it..😮‍💨

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@Alienfromcaseos Let me guess, you lost that bet. 😒

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@CaseOh__ Spotted Stealing from a rival grocery store to sell their merchandise at his businesses.

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PD/CITIZEN report: Whiteness say @CaseOh__ . Who burglarized deputy Risenski's patrol vehicle in sight of 8 whiteness, and a handful of citizens vehicles as well. We are taking all reports very seriously and are trying our hardest to bring responsibility to the manager

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PD Report: Officer Stanley (who is deaf) reported a burglary of his patrol car, believed to be carried out by @CaseOh__ . He's under investigation for being intoxicated while on duty, as he was not able to notice the banana thrown at his vehicle by the manager afterwards.

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REPORT: Whiteness say they saw @CaseOh__ (who they identified by weight) ASSAULTING @ElonFromCaseOh behind his station over a feud about arrival times. Deputies couldn't get ahold of Elon because he left the scene before they arrived.

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Reports of gambling fraud against caseoh. Thousands say they lost MILLIONS of channel points due to @CaseOh__'s god awful playthrough of granny hard mode, many say he's "Washed".

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Be on the lookout for This man. He is wanted for a laundry list of crimes, including but not limited to : Aggravated assault x13, vandalism x37, stalking x3, money laundering, and more. If you see this man please contact us.

(Check out @DUSTBOWL_NEWS for more information)

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@JackedGuyCaseOh @caseohsbroom @CaseohsGasGrocs Cooked. 🤧

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@Santa_CaseohGas Unfortunately yes. Stanley said he was just trying to get to his vehicle when he was almost struck by a very impatient driver. 😮‍💨🙄

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Reports of a attempted car break in hit the radio , we reached out to officer Stanley who was on scene. Sadly officer Stanley is deaf and couldn't hear the car alarm. He did note the managers flustered and guilty expressions.

(Officers have resorted to drinking on the job)

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@SlimfrmCaseohs We couldn't get any deputies to check it out, our hands are too full with "car flippings" as the victims call it.

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@Santa_CaseohGas @CaseOh__ He keeps our hands full.. 😮‍💨
Vandalized car reports drive our department to our limits..

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We just got reports of a "Amorous Ginger" ASSAULTING a CHILD. Our Police department is very hard at work locating the child. **GRAPHIC**