Duster Phoney

Beat writer for the LOC

[Duster Phoney @DusterPhoney]

Rumor has it the only thing moving today is Mackinnons waistline

[Duster Phoney @DusterPhoney]

Source: an offer has been made for the first pick owned by @Lonzo218 #outsider

[Duster Phoney @DusterPhoney]

@Quaids_Reactor don't get blocked

[Duster Phoney @DusterPhoney]

SOURCES: COMMISH WORKING ON PUSHING THROUGH A RULE CHANGE REGARDING KEEPER ELIGIBILITY WITHOUT LEAGUE APPROVAL.

[Jason @hlywdwolfman]

@DusterPhoney Sources tell me that Mack is offering complete and utter shit via tradec

[Duster Phoney @DusterPhoney]

Sources tell me he's currently after @Lonzo218 and trying to sell off antique assets.

Mack clearly picks on the retarded. https://t.co/mLWx380Izt

[Duster Phoney @DusterPhoney]

Sources tell me @gophs4life is keeping three shitters again and if you ask him who....he's going to have to look at his team. #noclue

[Duster Phoney @DusterPhoney]

Who's shocked @Lonzo218 eye is SHAKING UP HIS DRAFT BOARD to the point he's considering trading for Dozier? Not me. #Cellardweller

[Duster Phoney @DusterPhoney]

Sources tell me that Gunners...is still Gunners. Shopping Seager for two draft picks, including a third? If I were a betting man...#notakers

[Martin Beckner @Martin_Beckner]

@BricEckner @Lonzo218 @Hbizzle66 @JonnyBGame @drewsilv holy fuck you're gay

[Duster Phoney @DusterPhoney]

@Mackzilla51 @LOC_NewsFeed Shut up fat boy.

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Rumors swirling that top ten player in the Hillsiders division could be made available on March 1st.

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@Hbizzle66 I've been hearing the same. Sounds like Mack is up to something. Working on details.

[Duster Phoney @DusterPhoney]

@KYJellyRoll @LOC_NewsFeed @Hbizzle66 @Mackzilla51 @Quaids_Reactor shut up dummy

[Duster Phoney @DusterPhoney]

Just got done with the buffet. Was w/ Lyin McTaggart...he claimed that an Astros player will be dealt today. #theBIGscoop #oficecream

[Duster Phoney @DusterPhoney]

THIS JUST IN: Rumors swirling over a possible Strasburg trade. Reportedly being shopped to a number of teams.

[Duster Phoney @DusterPhoney]

BREAKING NEWS: Gunna Gunna about to deal Addison Russel! #Ineedacheeseburger