Dustin Clemons

[Dustin Clemons @DustinClemons]

@Gedsatron like a blown-out cabbage

[Dustin Clemons @DustinClemons]

Oops! I bit you again. #ZombieSongs @midnight

[Dustin Clemons @DustinClemons]

@midnight #sexiermagizines
Golf Dickchest

[Dustin Clemons @DustinClemons]

GayInformer
#SexierMagizines @midnight

[Dustin Clemons @DustinClemons]

Water sports Illustrated
#sexiermagizines @midnight

[Dustin Clemons @DustinClemons]

@Gedsatron Saosin - Show Me Yo' Bootyhole: http://t.co/6GxYxMClqE

[Dustin Clemons @DustinClemons]

@Gedsatron this diiiiiiiiick

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Gryffindor: Do what is right
Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
Slytherin: PUT A BASILISK IN THE CASTLE

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"I'm sorry, but you won't be frosting any more today." -- elimination line from CUPCAKE WARS and AMERICA'S NEXT MALE PORN LEAD

[Dustin Clemons @DustinClemons]

@Gedsatron
Darth Vader Voiced By Schwarzenegger: http://t.co/XtmeAT00VD

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"Chris Hemsworth as a computer hacker is acceptable. He is a fine actor. But to restore balance, Paul Giamatti must play Conan."

[Dustin Clemons @DustinClemons]

Darth Vader Voiced By Schwarzenegger: http://t.co/XtmeAT00VD

[Dustin Clemons @DustinClemons]

I love seeing people speed so far in to relationships, seeing them fail, and laugh as they go "oh no what went wrong?"

[Dustin Clemons @DustinClemons]

Christmas gifts from my navy friends woo

[Dustin Clemons @DustinClemons]

@FamilyVideo I just wanted to let you know that your Highland IL location is always friendly, and the store manager is fantastic!

[Florida Man @_FloridaMan]

Ash-Covered Florida Man Says He’s a 400-y/o Indian as He Wishes All Happy New Year, Drives off In Stolen Car, Crashes http://t.co/6IctCamfjN

[Dustin Clemons @DustinClemons]

Made frappucino, breakfast, and did laundry within an hour of waking up.
#DamnItAdulthood

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@MarielleGib1029 awesome