Dustin

Skinny-fat Dad trying to get fit and good at golf. Just humbly trying to break 90 and never 3-putt again.

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Golf goals for this year:

- Keep putting average at 2.0, limit 3 putts

- Break 90 at least once

- More practice than play

- Play Happy!

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@LiftingCoug 8 completions and 88 yards more than Zach Wilson had, you mouth breathing Muppet.

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@JimmieChesh You literally raped a woman.

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@chasingscratch0 @Titleist I need two things here
Piercing trajectory and
I need a bro, man

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Golf is a game where you can shoot a worse score than you have been averaging lately but walk away feeling better about your game than you have been.

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@bPardini10 @CaddieNetwork Ask and you shall receive

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@bPardini10 @CaddieNetwork Who cares about golf handicaps when the Mariners are finally good at baseball?!

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@CaddieNetwork Probably around 16 or so. I've never actually done the math, but i should

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@velcren @chasingscratch0 I'm a Jazz fan. I can't tell you the amount of times Ive startled awake, in a cold sweat, brought on by nightmares of this very clear and blatantly obvious pushoff 🥲

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Went to a tournament today with Mike and Eli in my head. Reminding me to be an athlete, cross people up, and make shots. Pre shot routine with no technical thoughts. They're help netted me my first ever closest to the pin win.

Thank you @chasingscratch0

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@4golfonline Somewhere around 260-270, Would be my guess. I should go get an official number from a trackman

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@MyGolfSpy

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Isn't it time we allow players to move balls from divots and crab grass in the fairway?!

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Listening to @chasingscratch0 as Eli, sitting at even par through 15, begins to describe his lie in the middle of the fairway...

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@CaddieNetwork They're used, so you might catch one with a face on it.

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I spent 10 minutes in an aisle tonight, trying to decide which golf ball I should buy and play, as if I'm not going to snap hook them until the woods regardless off the brand. #Golf

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@FeltTipPen91 @velcren Honestly, as long as we don't get sued... Id love to do it

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@ChasingMemes0 @chasingscratch0 I know that one day I'll start a podcast, and there will to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh... herbs. And we will talk until the sun rises! And then my podcast will tour the countryside and YOU WON'T BE INVITED!

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Trade proposal for @chasingscratch0

I get to host a new podcast in your podcast family of networks called "Chasing 90" to reconnect with the every man that your custom fittings and wedges have strayed you from.

You get: Topo Chico, and you don't even need your house to burn!

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I want to see a Par 5 with 3 islands as the fairway. The second island is far, but reachable. I want to see how many pros go from island to island and how many gamble to skip one.

Make it happen @ThePGA

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Golf is such an up and down game. I dumped 4 straight balls OB today with one of the best clubs in my bag and didn't even bother finishing the hole.

Next hole I piped one down the fairway, hit pin high with my 7i and had an easy 2 putt for par.