Dustin Bissell

Huge fan of sarcasm.

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@beaverd Now I can not stand him. I have a severe case of trochilophobia, because those birds move too quickly in three dimensional space...

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@htownrocket78 The "referees are timekeepers" concept still alludes my mother, yes...

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A small amount of discord regarding World Cup Soccer is unbearable.

Don't want a red card? Don't smash some dude's angle without touching the ball.

Offside is a rule, accurately called by a robot now just like every other sport.

Referee/timekeeper is NOT a difficult concept.

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@TheoMoudakis @TorontoStar A survey said we are cool and also Trump(who has barely mentioned us in months) will be losing sleep when he sees this comic strip.

What are you six years old?

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@SymplyTonbra What are you talking about? Two of those guys were servants five minutes ago. Was the last episode the first one you have seen?

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@brittlestar I have to assume the Canadian guy is in America or it makes no sense. Yet if Canada is so great why are you living in the U.S?

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@brittlestar Is this video sarcastic?
Imagine being American and going "Oh wow bagged milk! They really are superior in everyway."
I don't understand the KFC stuff either, the Coronal lived in Canada, so what? Such a sad reach of a cope that I feel LESS patriotic having watched most of it...

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@awstar11 As kid I was in Vegas 27 years ago and it was 50C. Being from North Canada I doubt I ever felt much above 30C nor any AC before that. I assumed AC was as essential as heating in the winter, because I felt like dying. It was surreal waking into a casino door cold air in the face.

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@JesseKellyDC Go watch 2 hours of commercials during an NFL broadcast then...

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@AlliAlliG Yes because not everyone has a useless job in the public sector with 58 holidays per annum, but instead have important jobs everyone relies on...

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@jarvis_best I had get late goals from Canada and the Republic of Congo just for this shitty payout...

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I bet on the Republic of Congo. Uzbekistan has to go and play good all of a sudden...

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@AngusLeCat @CityofEdmonton @EdmontonFire Stop pretending you don't understand what the issue is retard. High physical standards are applied to this job for a reason and your libcuck ass know this...

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@CityofEdmonton @EdmontonFire Thank goodness for this program. If I ever need to be pulled out of a house fire it's extremely important that a gender diverse progressive woman is the one who does it...

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@edmontonjournal I was surprised this paper is still in print when I saw this retarded post. Probably about 5 years until the boomers that actually read it all die off...

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@CityofEdmonton Did they catch enough stuff from the catch basins?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Nation Shocked As Jury Rules You Cannot Stab Someone In The Heart For No Reason At All

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@TristinHopper Convience stores should have sirens that go off whenever someone is at the counter for more than 20 buying lottery tickets...

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@HawkEmDownChris Memento, Inception and Interstellar. Nobody could even say what the point of any of those movies were...

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@oldcanadaseries I'm going start telling everybody that dares to call me: "I'm on a cellular phone, stick to the facts Ma'am"...

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Toronto is going to be such a thrill for these World Cup footballers.

Imagine being Antoine Semenyo and seeing an A&W that used to be a bank.

Or Florian Wirtz taking in a different A&W that used to be a bank.

Or Amad Diallo walking by yet another A&W that used to be a bank.